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What's your name?:
death_by_penis

How old are you?:
8

What's your favorite color?:
Orange

wha'ts your favorite band/artist?:
Spermswamp

Who do you like?:
Vin Diesel

What's your favorite sport?:
Baseball

your dream car?:
Motorized Couch

Describe your room.:
Gray

look to your left...what do you see?:
Breifcase

what's your favorite animal?:
Pangolin

What are you wearing?:
Jeans and a T-shirt

Do you have glasses/contacts?:
Sun glasses

last book you read?:
The Martian Chronicles

Last person you talked to?:
My mom

Last person you hit/kicked?:
My sister probably

Missing someone?:
Somebody named Gavin

What's are you afraid of?:
Heights

Do you have a cell?:
Yes

Rock or Rap?:
Rock

cheesey poofs or pretzels?:
Pretzels

do you want to kill anyone?:
No

who?:
Nobody

will you do it?:
No

What website do you visit most often?:
bzoink.com

favorite candy?:
PayDay bar

favorite drink?:
Cream soda

who is your besst friend?:
Somebody named Sam

how many pets do you have?:
Six

siblings?:
Yes

do you like wearing socks?:
Yes

describe your hair.:
Long but almost always in a pony tail

what was for dinner yesterday?:
Pasta

Favorite kind of gum?:
Default pink kind

how do you like your popcorn?:
I put jalapeno salt on mine

what's the last movie you watched?:
Basket Case

last song you listened to?:
Tuxedomoon - Tritone (Musica Diablo)

do you want kids?:
Dunno

what is your dream job?:
Nothing

how many cds do you have?:
27

movies?:
Cool Runnings, Braindead / Dead Alive, Used Cars, Robocop, UHF

can you draw?:
Kind of

can you sing?:
No

how often do you get on the computer?:
At least three times a day

was this survey stupid?:
Dunno

are you glad it is over?:
Sure

this list took me 5 years to make enjoy

• people who add custom cursors that don't align properly
• people with loud music that hurts my ears
• people who put their bio in a blog post instead of their actual about section
• people with fancy zombocom css intros that make their page unusable until the animation is done playing
• people who add people just to boost their fwiend count, usually these types of people never interact once you've added them and are boring
• people who send requests but don't message first when they're accepted
• people who set elements to fixed positions and break their pages at lower resolutions
• people who make the text color and background color nearly the same so I have to read shit using ctrl+a
• people who make test accounts
• people who delete tom's thanks 4 the add comment
• people who change the text on the add button so it doesn't say "remove fwiend" once you're fwiends so you don't know if you've added them or not
• people who edit player controls so you can't pause or turn down the music and if autoplay is turned off in your browser then you can't even start the music
• people who follow specific aesthetics
• people who use CSS animations that sway around all the elements like their page is on a boat that's getting smacked by waves
• people who make all of the text on their page blurry
• people who put 40 billion background images in their css, especially if they're gifs
• people who make the userwall id an overflow element that can only display like 3 posts at a time without needing to scroll
• people who put the @ symbol in front of usernames when referring to people. use markdown to link them or just say their id
• people who use tone indicators
• people who say unironically
• underage people who hornypost and/or refer to themselves as whores, femboys, thots, sluts, etc
• senile old people who say they're minors even though their profile info says they're 69 or 100+ years old
• witches
• elves
• probably goblins

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what color is the tv in your room?:
black

how's your heart lately?:
beating

one year from now, what do you think you'll be up to?:
sitting in a chair on the compy

how many different shirts have you worn today?:
two

do people who dont use proper english bother you?:
no

do you own slippers? what do they look like?:
no

whats in your cd player right now?:
nothing I haven't used it in 2 years

what about your dvd player?:
the last movie I watch on my dvd player was mgs3

do you wirte down events on a calendar?:
no

is it cold outside?:
it's warm

any tattoos?:
no

planning on getting any?:
perhaps

do you have any siblings?:
yes

what game system do you play most?:
compy

favorite word?:
cum

what phrase do you text most often?:
Jace Hall - You Got PWNED Official Music Video into the youtube search bar

who's the 4th missed call on your phone from?:
some old kind lady who got the wrong number

??either or??

country music or rap?:
rap

spiderman or iron man?:
spiderman

bill clinton or obama?:
obama

honey or baby?:
honey

blue or pink?:
blue

ranch or italian dressing?:
ranch

mouse or touch pad?:
mouse dumbass

verizon or sprint?:
verizon

stay in or go out?:
stay in due to recent events

read the book or watch the movie?:
depends

HELLO YOUTUBE TODAY I WILL BE SHOWING YOU HOW TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS 93 BACKGROUND FLYING TOASTERS

STEP 1:

OPEN THE STORAGE DIRECTORY AND GO INTO THE BOOT FOLDER

step 1

STEP 2:

MAKE A CSS FILE WITH ANY NAME IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TOASTER

step 2

STEP 3:

PASTE THE CODE FROM THE PASTEBIN INTO THE CSS AND SAVE THE FILE

TOASTER CODE
step 3

STEP 4:

REBOOT FOR CHANGES TO TAKE EFFECT

step 4

STEP 5:

CUM

step 5

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