ma 1st poop lol

hello my fwiends this is gonna be me redacting my first pooping experience. okay so i was like 1 day and a half old and then my body had enough of pap and my mom's boobie's milk and so i did like puugggfsshhht and it all came out. i don't remember if i cried or smiled or killed 150 armenian children but it was amazing. the bad part of the story was that later it smelt really bad and so my mom had to change my dirty dipper but the problem was she saw my asshole and wtf dude i started to panic and so i recharged my ak-47 and shot everyone and went to birmania to live in my billionare house. fuck you all ilysm.