Morfonica
This entire band is a carbon copy of the other bands.
Stole Roselia's name format and tory vibes.
Really took the percentage of bands I like from 60 percent to 50 percent.
Pity me I had to read like 5 story chapters for this set of roasts.
Rimi-Rin but with silver hair: Lets stop with the shy arc the game really said Rimi-Rin's personality is free real estate.
Arisa but with purple hair: Yes we know you're the head of the student council that can't be the only thing on your college applications.
Lisa but with blonde hair: took a spicy character and made her bland.
Himari but with a creepy smile: Literally cannot tell them apart in the art.
Kaoru but with short hair and less extraversion: They really got a slate and left it blank.
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Hello Happy World
Middle School vibes, no. Primary School vibes.
The only people you are making smile are children and simps.
What the hell is a 'YAPPY'.
Blonde and smiles: I want to cry.
Orange and smiles: Haircut gives me lockdown diy vibes.
Simp: This is not Ouran High School Host Club. Begone.
Kanon: Was on the verge of tears after meeting Kokoro. I find this relateable. But why the Pastel Palettes-esque design.
Monomi but bear: I upgrade you only for a normal photograph to turn into the bear. I hate this. You are so bland and yet easily stand out the most in this group. Please. Stop with the bear. This is a cry for help.
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Roselia
Gives me tory vibes tbh.
It's the elitism for me.
Copied Bohemian Rhapsody.
Kirigiri 2.0: Tesco's own. Go get traumatised by a teddy bear or smth idk.
Chunibyo: Unironically posts on r/i'm14andthisisdeep
Rimi-Rin but tall: Would be only slightly less cool than Mio from k on if she didn't play the keyboard. Please get over yourself everyone learnt that in primary school.
Can't remember your name: Not edgy enough to be in Roselia.
Sayo: really put this account on hard mode I am searching for flaws but there are none to find.
Pastel Pallets
Why are they all the same height ew.
The laziest name of the centaury.
The music. No. It is pure glucose in song form.
Not a single one of the four members has depth.
Pink: Somehow has less personality than Kasumi.
Yellow: Radiates entitlement and definitely uses plastic straws and bags at supermarkets despite writing 'save the turtles' in her Instagram bio.
Blue: Less cool version of Sayo, redeeming quality is that she insulted Eve.
Purple: Stop with the Bushido. Please.
Green: Who?
Afterglow
I expected more from you. Roselia is more alternative than you.
Unlike 3 of the bands the colour scheme doesn't make me want to throw up.
Why do three of you have the same hair in different colours.
Kill la kill protag: Her voice and stature don't match up. What.
Moca: She sounds and looks like she is high. Please touch some grass.
Childhood friend that gets friendzoned: There was no need for such a basic hairstyle in a band with such a cool aesthetic.
Pink: Ew please go join pastel pallets or something.
Tall but actually canonically shorter than me again wtf: Tall enough to be the band's mother but hot.
Poppin party
This is the most basic band I have ever seen.
What party? Wasss poppinnnnnn
Bland character designs.
The only range in voice pitch is Rimi-Rin.
Why do they all have default settings hair colours this is anime.
Some of their songs slap but that's only because they used the most basic chord progression.
Basic protag: wearing your hair like cat ears is not a personality trait.
The Tsundere manifesto: has a song named 'I- I Never said love'. Yeah.
I love bread: Has some depth but is so irrelevant.
O tae: I thought you were cool until I realised you are literally shorter than me, now you're just bland.
Marry me choco-cornet: This band doesn't need more wholesomeness ugh.
