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what the fuck

stop being so fucking hot yall, youre making me nervous to talk to you because i wanna impress you smh stop being such lovely people, i cant believe this. im calling the police on all the people here with wonderful personalities because i know yall will never love me >:/// i love yall

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pride monthhhh + stuff

hey gaymersss its pride month and that means its illegal to be straight 🔫🔫🔫 sorry straights, you gotta go 🙄🙄 aaaanyways i got a new phone a few days ago 😈😈😈 im really bad at blogs because ive lost all motivation for everything okay bye i love you all and yall are beautiful okay bye

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1619055992000

fan page updateee

im now dating that cute girl i love her so much a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

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1618721040000

fan page??

this cute girl made me a fan page and i love her why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

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wilbur soot after mom took away his ps4

I made a wreck out of my hand
I put it through the wall
I made a fist and not a plan
Call me a reckless wrecking ball
I throw my plates against the wall
And give it all I got, but
I aim to break not one but all
I'm just a big ol' wrecking ball
I am unruly in the stands
I am a rock on top of the sand
I am a fist amidst the hands
And I break it
Just because I can
It takes a dedicated hand
To put it through the wall
You gotta wanna break the heart
Of all those pretty porcelain dolls
You gotta want to be the drummer in the band
You gotta want to be a battering ram
You gotta see the artistry
In tearing the place apart with me baby
I am unruly in the stands
I am a rock on top of the sand
I am a fist amidst the hands
And I break it
Just because I can
Let's break it
(Just because we can)
Deface it
(Just because we can)
Let's break it
Just because
Just because
Just because
Just because
I am unruly in the stands
(I am a rock on top of the sand)
I am a fist amidst the hands
And I make a wreck out of my hand
I make a fist and not a plan
And I break it
Just because I can
Because I can
Because I can
Because I can
Because I can
Because I can
Because I can
Because I can

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1615624073000

llist of stuffs i like

uh hiimma make a list of stuff i like categorized cuz i cant sleep :sunglasses:
tell me stuff i should look into cuz i need more fandoms lmfaoo
my favorite stuffs:
you <3
annie (youll never know who that is)
shrek
spiderman into the spiderverse (its really good you should watch it)
TO BE CONTINUED

tv shows stuffs:
iCarly
Victorious (jade and tori are def gay)
Sam & Cat (:eyes:)
Forensic Files (Yes)
Animaniacs
Steven Universe
Star VS the Forces of Evil
Gravity Falls
The Amazing World of Gumball
Adventure Time
The Owl House
Animaniacs (Reboot)
Infinity Train
Amphibia
Disenchantment
Stranger Things
Supernatural
Shameless
Criminal Minds
Scrubs
The Office
Everything Sucks
I am not Okay with This
The End of the F***ing World
Sex Education
Ginny & Georgia
other trashy Netflix dramas
TO BE CONTINUED

games stuffs:
Emily is Away
Emily is Away Too
Emily is Away <3
Left 4 Dead 2
Lollipop Chainsaw
Terraria
Minecraft
Stardew valley
Pokemon (all of them)
Fallout 3
Red Dead Redemption
Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
TO BE CONTINUED

music artists stuffs:
Beach Bunny
Mother Mother
Blink-182
Camila Cabello
Green Day
Arctic Monkeys
He is We
Fallout Boy
Cavetown
Penelope Scott
Tally Hall
Heathers (Musical)
Beetlejuice (Musical)
Be More Chill (Musical)
Dear Evan Hansen (Musical)
Hamilton (Musical)
Waitress (Musical)
My Chemical Romance
TO BE CONTINUED

animals stuffs:
pigs
frogs
raccoons
dogs
blobfish 😎
TO BE CONTINUED

youtuber stuffs:
GameGrumps
Jacksepticeye
JaidenAnimations
Quackity
Caroline Konstnar
TO BE CONTINUED

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1615257867000

wow! omg you guys we should start a

yes!! we sound AMAZING!! well fix up an old carriage and tour around the country playingg what we want to play!! never selling out, never splitting up!! elfo youre out of the band. we're a duo now and the fans didnt even notice!! lucy you fell off a balcony!! (or were you pushed?? we'll never know!!) dreams come true cuz im a solo act now!! the fans love my voice, i have dreadlocks now but i shave my head cuz im an artist!!why is the croud booin???? oh no.. im thee talentless one!! elfo you came bacccckk! lucy, i thought i pushed you? i mean we're together againnn! lets get out theree!! we're back on top, nothing can stop us now!!

oh no i have cancer! what????

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1615256843000

lyricss

okay imma start using this to post lyrics for songs cuz im an lgbtq teen so like thats what happens
ill edit this occasionally based on my m o o d :sunglasses:

Welcome friends! Hello foe’s
Thought my story was over, book closed?
Think again, we’re no where close
My eyes are open, cheers, we toast
I am mother fucking ghost (he’s a ghost!)

My heart beat blanked, through the ground I sank
I met a driver, his name was Hank
Told me we were on the way, when I asked to where
He said, “Can’t say,"
"he himself decides your fate,"
"I’ll drop you off right in front of the gates”

A roller coaster kind of night
My whole life right in plain sight
Saw my mom, held her hand
Couldn't wait to hug her in the promised land
A Rush of love, flight of doves
I must be trippin', what a drug

Am I going to heaven or hell?
A question I have always asked myself

Brittle Bones Nicky
You were crafty and tricky
It’s said that you were gold
It’s said that you were gold!

Welcome, welcome Nicky
Welcome to heaven! (Welcome to heaven)

Door's open up, I was ushered in
Hank said "Good luck to ya, kid"
A sign on the door, it read "fate"
Two arrows pointing to two gates
I'm a shoe-in, I don't hate

Got laughed right in my fucking face
"No kid, you made many mistakes"
"Started with the pie to Shifty's face"
"Go be with your mates, scoundrels, fakes"
"You pay for sins in my place"
Mom looked on, without a trace
I was cast away, thrown, hell’s gate
Said “this ain’t fair, you dealt those cards
I made the most of a terrible start”
No voice came back, laughs from the pack
Spit on my shoes, & clawed at my back

I guess I belong in hell
Is god the devil himself?

Brittle Bones Nicky, you're not crafty or tricky
You're a son of a bitch, you're alone
Welcome to your new home

It was a fucking zoo, rotting in spew
Caged, a bird, bruised black and blue
Cried “I gotta get out of this place”
I heard a voice “only one way”
It was Ben, it’d been years
Saved him from the three musketeers
Man I was happy to see his face
"I owe you one, I'll help you out of this maze"
“Approach the devil, with venomous grace
Tell him you’ll fuck with the human race
He may let you out, as a Ghost, a pawn
To scare the shit out of who you want
If you serve time, do despicable crimes
The devil might let you into heaven in time
Lines right there for you to plead, say a prayer
Get on your knees”

I gotta get outta this hell
Would you sell your soul to save yourself?

I’m not gonna, get pushed around
I’m not going down, down, down! (Down!)
I’m not going down!

“Come on in, take a seat”
He was turned around, only saw his feet
The voice I knew, I’d just heard
He turned around, it was God, he slurred
“Surprised? Most of em’ are
I’m Mufasa, and I’m Scar”
Lily white shit gets old and trite
Now tell me why you’re in my sight”
“I’ll make you a deal, if I can’t close
Banish me to the down below
I’m crafty and tricky
Millions of people dig me

Let me go back, make people crack
If I do you right, grant me a pass
To see my mom, and watch her back”

Brittle Bones Nicky
He was crafty and tricky
That son of a bitch was gold!
Ya that son of a bitch was gold!

So here I am, not quite a man
But I always got a game plan
I’ll ruffle feathers, fuck with folks
But you know me, I’m a good bloke

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1612666487000

how

how do people log on here regularly??? ive been here for a
year and have only gotten 2 blogs out,,, could someone give me recommendations for
what to do here???

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1595606109000

Hey there, delilah

Hey there delilah, whats it like up in those titties
Do they bounce when you go up the stairs—or are they iddy bitty‐i gotta know
But I'm a visual learner tho—maybe you could show
Hey there delilah‐dont u worry 'bout ur thicc thighs,
I can promise you that im not like all those other guys—I think ur hot

peg me in a wallmart parking lot

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