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19.04
Yesterday I went on a Page called ghostdating.com and thought I could find my ghost partner on there but I just got scammed.
they said I´m still alive
Such bratty liars.
20.04
My friends went out without me today (also they're currently watching sharknado for whatever reason) and I disappointed my grandmother because I´m depressed.
Reality is shit, Go eat some poop
21.04
I met a really cool guy on the internet today who plays the drums and has watched all my favorite cartoons.
He, unfortunately, lives 7 hours away from me.
I will still continue to text him tho because he's pretty awesome and looks like Tubbo.
02.05
I baked muffins with a friend.
And I read into a book that said the brain is just an instrument of thinking and not the origin of a thought, which is pretty interesting.
I´ll update u guys once I´ve finished it.
03.05
Today I woke up to my parents fighting so I played skyblock while I was supposed to be in an online class.
Just casually coping the problems away by farming for pigman sword.
whenever ur sad, go kill some mobs
05.05
Pretty neet date :)
I drew some cool comic characters (hah alliteration) and wrote in my diary.. haven't done that in a long time.
Also, I did my PE school work which is unbelievable.
oh and I ate cake
and I watched adventure time
days are so much fun when you don't have to go outside.-.
13.05
I bought a garbage can for my bathroom and later realized that it's a garbage can for tables.
Also, I painted a picture with acrylic paint in my philosophy class which led me to not listen to it and being the last one in the call.
not embarrassing at all.
that rhymed
lol bye
14.05
I hung up a twilight poster in my room because I found the Robert Pattinson magazine I gifted my dad for Christmas 4 years ago and didn't know what to do with it.
I'm not a fan or anything .. bUT it looks good.

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sweet dreams

19.04-
I almost made out with my crush's sister while ice skating with her.
Also, we both had flip phones and were interested in ghosthunting.
She's awesome.
okay bye.
28.04-
I was going to a magical school.
My friends and I had to take a computer science exam in which I cheated and almost got expelled for cheating.
Then a friend of my mom and her child got really jealous of a friend of theirs because she bragged about having a ginormous farm when all she actually had was a pig with a crappy fence and an old and destroyed carousel.
My friends and I had to eat glass in order to lay our rings on a piece of grass before entering the farm.
Later that day I went up one of the towers of our school and found my dog up there.
My dog could speak and take u with him while traveling through different dimensions.
We traveled a while until I saw my crush striking through a big garden and talking to a woman who was giving him money because he sold her drugs.
Then he spotted me and asked me out on a sleepover date.
As it was already nighttime he started to hold a lecture about his inherited nicotine addiction and his collection of vapes.
... he does not smoke irl (this was uhh weird)

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