Trash Jokes

Trash jokes.....
My mom wanted me to take out the trash.
Now she panicking trying to find me.

It is not polite to call people White Trash
The proper label is white non-recyclables

One man's trash is another man's treasure
Suboptimal way of letting your kids know they're adopted

Why didn’t the cat pick up his trash?
Because kitty litter!

If all men are trash
That makes women racoons