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NEW POLICIES INTRODUCED!!!!

To: all@myspace93.net

HEY GUYS!!!! SORRY I'VE BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, IVE BEEN ABsoLUTELY SWAMPED WITH PAPERWORK!!1!!! : (

BuT ITS ALL W ORTH IT!!!! I TaLKED ABOUT A FEW POLICY CHANGES IN THE PREVIOUS POST!@!! HERE THEY ARE@!!!!


  1. "Reaganomics"

I KNOW I KNOW ITS A WACKY NAME LOL!!!! BUT TRUST !ME!!!! THIS WILL DEF WORK!!!!! NOT AT ALL INSPIRED BY RONALD "REAGAN"

(I DONT KNOW WHY SOME OF YOU SAY I AM HIM, i am DEFINITELY NOT HIM!!!!)

https://i.postimg.cc/90ZxhY5h/billsign.png

  1. D.A.R.E.

stands fOR "DRUGS AND REAL ESTATE"

BASICALLY, I WILL BE GIVING OUT FREE CRACK COCAINE TO POOR NEIGHBORHOODS!!!! THIS WILL NOT HAVE ANY BAD LASTING EFFECTS.... ALSO! I WILL BE MAKING SOME PROPERTY WORTH A LOT LESS!!! AND A LOT LOWER QUALITY!!! IT WILL HELP LATER ON!!!!!!!!

https://i.postimg.cc/tJ5J18FC/dare.png


THANKS FOR TUNING IN!!! SEE U L8R!!!!!

(OOC for a sec, Happy Pride! Enjoy yourselves, I smoke penis!)

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crasbi
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Wow Reaganomics have become so popular that there's a song about it!: https://youtu.be/VjCyVfBiwpE

xbloodletterx
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WOOOOOO

alex8809
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i can’t believe we already have our first gay president and we didn’t even realise it

pizzfr3ak
1622584688000

This is great so glad to have you as a president!

bap
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notmyjacket

shary
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Thank you, Mx. President!

minimal
1622583044000

nothing will go wrong here, surely you will looked at greatly by historians

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