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dead karkat chainmail (got the

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little troll called Karkat, he was 6-sweeps-old and he lived in a mental
hospital, because he killed his lusus. he got so bad he went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so
they set up a special room to kill him, as trollmane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died.
Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. he creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
with his sickle and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead troll

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dont listen to a song called GFDI Dave

Don't ever, EVER listen to a song called "GFDI Dave". Man this song is so wrong in so many freaking levels yo...I was talking to one of my homestuck friends and he said don't listen to a song called "GFDI Dave" I said to this dude, What's this crap? my brain just sighed and said "Just listen to it, it can't be that bad" Then I thought it was some weird song about murder or some strange stuff but as I listened to it, I was like "Yo.....what.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE "I WANT YOU" PART AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't freaking believe what I just heard, It was like Satan gave me his homestuck collection, crap wasn't that bad yet..YET I COULDN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT, THEN MORE FANART AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE GUYS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE GUYS....AND THESE PEPLE DREW THEM KISSING AND...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE... SOME OF THESE PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING AND ONE DAY REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT WAS SO mesSED UP AND CURSED, YOU JUST...KEPT LISTENING TO IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I freakING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE COMMENTS SEVERAL PEOPLE!!!!!! IT...WAS...SEVERAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS MENTIONING THE SOUND, KARKAT IS HIS MOTHERfreAKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN GUYS, "I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!" So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T LISTEN TO A SONG LABELED GFDI DAVE, DON'T DO IT GUYS, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING CURSED ABOUT SHIPS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!

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