I got a few supply drops from Mann Co. today, most of the drops were the usual items, grenade launchers, swords an' sticky bomb launchers, those sorta' things. But today I got somethin' good, I was lucky enough ta' get a "King of Scotland Cape" cosmetic. I've been wantin' it for a while now, I'm pretty excited ta' go out an' blow up the Blu team with tha' cape draped over me shoulders.

I was blowin' up all of the Blu team when outta' nowhere a bloody spy came up and stabbed me right in the back. The carefully prepared sticky trap I had set was gone, I even had a kritzkrieg medic so all of the stickies were critical too. Ta' make matters even worse, I've run out of all me scrumpy.