Did you know that people in Russia don't like happy people? Did you know that all liars in Russia?
By the way, I want to tell you that in Russia many people think that Americans are hypocrites, because all Americans are smiling.

I'm two-faced I'm cunning I'm secretive I'm sneaky
i'm naughty i'm touchy i'm obnoxious i'm arrogant i'm impossible
i'm always unhappy i'm gloomy i'm angry i'm angry i'm aggressive
i'm jealous i'm petty i'm greedy i'm vulgar i'm bawdy
i am unsociable i am uncommunicative i am uncomfortable i am irritable i am nasty
i'm weird i'm incontinent i'm tongue-tied i'm unfashionable i'm outdated
i'm vicious i'm corrupted i'm depraved i'm cynical i'm lustful

I'm selfish I'm greedy I'm narcissistic I'm vain I'm greedy I'm terrible

i'm callous i'm soulless i'm cruel i'm shameless i'm shameless

i'm nervous i'm irascible i'm unfair i'm withdrawn i'm envious
it's impossible to be in the same company with me