LADY GAGA OREOS MAY HAVE SIDE EFFECTS

TODAY I TRIED THE LADY GAGA "Chromatica" OREOS, I'M STARTING TO FEEL A BIT MORE GAY THAN I WAS YESTERDAY!!! I WASN'T TOLD THERE WOULD BE SUCH EYE OPENING SIDE EFFECTS. DESPITE THEM ONLY BEING PINK DYED GOLDEN OREOS WITH GREEN ICEING IN THE MIDDLE, IN THE NAME OF LORD GAGA SHE HAS TURNED ME A HOMOSEXUAL! I SAW THE FACE OF GOD WHILE EATING THESE OREOS, I SAW LADY GAGA. ARIANA GRANDE WAS RIGHT, GOD REALLY IS A WOMAN!!!!!1!11!!1