✧ I Require Advice, Please! ✧

A girl by the name of Annie thinks I carry feelings towards her just because I've been standing outside of her crystal for the past four years in an attempt to keep her company BUT I DO NOT. She's like a sister to me, that's why I pitied her so.
The worst part is, I think my friend whose name is similar to Micasa (I won't disclose her Identity.) likes MY crush whose name rhymes with Flaren, and Micasa is also like a sister to me, and I don't want to hurt her so I have to cry into my pillow every night as hundreds of girls call me DADDY.
Stop calling me daddy, it's WEIRD.
It seems as though my only companions in these dire times, are Jean- who won't stop biting his lower lip and putting his hand on his chin towards every female he encounters- and my bucket of tears.
I've also been quite busy with extensive Scout work- Due to recent events which I am not permitted to publicly talk about- which is why my activity on this website has decreased.
On top of that, I haven't gotten the opportunity to finish a book I like, because SOMEBODY won't stop committing war crimes.
Well then. If anyone has any advice as to what I should do next, please let me know.
I am in dire need of assistance.

• Sincerely, your friend on the verge of insanity,
  Armin A.