Mario is the sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on. my lord, i sweat whenever i see him. i don't care about a job, or a life. Mario is my only purpose in life and so help me if i see him leave earth under any circumstances, somebody is gonna get in my basement and fondle my balls until I squirt blood on their faces. I'd do his brother, Luigi. I'll do anyone who speaks italian and puts their hands in a toilet. I want Mario to show me his bulging wiener and stick it in me like a puzzle piece. This is my image of god, Mario. Mario is my only. He grants me his sticky warm substance during my worship. Love me Mario. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.