Bully topics emergency

yall i only have 33 days until my birthday and i need bully topics :P
I wanna bully Tom but not on a very personal level cause that wouldnt fit with the Boys Will Be Bugs vibe im trynna go for :|
what if i find out who toms MILFs and DILFs are in his life and just fuck them :]
idk i need sugestions so i might google things to bully people for!
I might drag tom for not snorting dust off of any surface he sees