hi everyone im not dead someone message me pwease :(

do i seem like a bottom..
i dont think i do but people tell me i do ><
so if you have the time
tell me if i seem like a bottom or a top..

If I eat enough LED lights can I become a firefly

what tastes better lotion or soap..

only liquid form of soap im not eating bars of soap man.

if i get alcohol markers and draw on my fingers would i been able to light my fingers on fire and become a super villain...?