this is a formatting nightmare I keep tryinta figure it out and it just like won't

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My C key is broken
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GGGGGGGGGG
I hate it.
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A lot.
MMMMMMMMMM
NNNNNNNNNN
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PPPPPPPPPP
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It annoys me.
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Please.
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___ * A metrick dickton

• That man at the supermarket that offered me some milk.
• That man what has the realistic halloween decorations
• That man what has long conversations with his dog
• That woman what lives in my house as my roommate
• The lady from the movie who had the big music notes
  coming out from her mouht it was really scary I didn't
  Like it at all
• This one prick who like kept being a dick to me and throwing tantrums if I ever fought back, complete prick
• Me (I am creepy)
• You (Do not worry!)
• Us (Together, forever!)
• Smothering (With chlorophorm)
• Styrofoam Scary
• That woman what tried to sell me fruit...
• The dog monster thing from The Neverending Story
• The dragon puppet in Baby Einstein who comes on screen and kinda smirks at me but then it does the ABCs and then it cuts back to this dragon man and he turns over to me and suddenly he goes "Blah!" and I saw it when I was young and it scared me out of my mind like seriously dude it's so unexpected I do not like it I still can't watch it. My mom put it on a bit ago as a joke and it is so scary. I liked the one with the castle, though. It had this cool octopus puppet and it was all like
• The Grey Tied man what's in that one band
• My friend says he's transphobic. If that's true then it sucks.
• Cum joke

Tomorrow morning, on the plane...
No bananas make me go insane!

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Schlob schlob schlob schlob
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• ***smile__
  • taken for__
    • a ride through___
      horrific beasts_ ___
      *beyond belief, really.__
      Is it real, or are we all
      just lying to ourselves be
      cause it's easier than to
      accept the truth? A combin
      ation of both of them, meth
      ............................................ inks.
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      B P E , THE FUTURE IS NOW
      A Q FABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , THE FUTURE IS NOW
      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THE FUTURE IS NOW

My big book of letters:
A
B
Thank you for reading my big book of letters.

The ultra ^^
F^^CK
^^ I have eaten
>< I haven't
^^ HELP
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^_____^ Elongated facial
^-^ tiny tiny tiiiiiny faciel
. facial so tiny you only see a square
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New from bethesda: Not a game, just give us money.
We've made the big old jump from exploitative and
mediocre video game company to not even a video game
company. For far too long, we've been wasting our
valuable time and resources on VIDEO games, when
in reality, we'd make so much more money if you
would just give us money without expecting games!
In conclusion, give us your money.
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OO What was that advertisement
>wO I don't know but I am winking at you for some reason
.o. You are winking that is r8 clever
.. I don't know what r8 means please elabrate
|~-_-|~ It means that ur dum
OwO Yes I am what of it
~(UwU~) george bush george bush
O-O I don't knwo who george bush actually is
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WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
KNOW NOT DO JUST YOU ,INTERESTS BEST YOUR IN HERE ARE WE
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW
WE ARE HERE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS, YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW

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Well that was strange and spectacularly stupid.

Patterns are fun, someday I hope I get an obsessive Bil Watterson-esque Stalker who actually notices all the wacky little references and symbols in my work.
Just kidding, that'd be weird and creepy.
I'm glad nobody understands all my strange metaphors.
List of people I've met who I consider bitches:
Limbros - Narcissistic child
Grimm - Narcissistic Abuser
Jun - Just all around gives me creepy vibes
List of people I admire
You - Cool

Move over Geocities, we're not in kansas anymore.