WHY IS MY BUDDY ZIPPER GETTING SHIP BY HIS ENEMIES 😨

Hey Hey Hey ! i'm am very sorry for not coming long , let me tell y'all , im was an on vacation ^_^ !! you know every job need an break , well i'm do (really..) anyway so i'm took goes on an trip with my brother wilbur to catland. it an really special vacation , i'm get to see all the cats there. and now i'm just go back , ready to do my work as an ground crew for Dodo Airlines. and i'm promise i'm stay as long !! so what do i'm miss

happy birthday zipper ! not gonna lie you are an creepy bunny , don't blame the people who said that but you still cool :] , and i'm even have an little birthday present for you which is an free VIP plane ticket , so whenever you wanna travel ( you know travel to purple guy house and kill him..) you can sit in vip and luxury seat in dodo airlines :]

Hey Hey Hey , guess what day is it , happy valentine day everyone ! https://64.media.tumblr.com/f6756ccfdf54a1790b67248bacd2d1f4/tumblr_p3ucezTP151tbkbkzo2_500.png

Hey hey Hey ! 100 friends ?! , that so cool and awesome ! , thank y'all villagers so much , i'm glad im decided to be on myspace with y'all , how about we can hold an celebration party for 100 friends and of course y'all are invited , everyone invited. ( but not you cutsy ) yall are so nice here !

Hello villagers !! , orville here , happy early valentine everyone , it just me , myself and my coffee.

im should be grateful that zippertrap shipper hasn't send me some gacha heat hahaha :]

not gonna lie when im say '' what would dodos do '' cause you know , im think about it..what would dodos do actually ?

Hey yall , i'm hope that your day has been great and make sure to always eat and drink some water , you know get a lil hydrated. well mine not because someone make an zipper x purple guy fanart and now i'm gonna have an nightmare , anyway how are yall ?

tom nook..im am this close to literally just run you over with my airplane if you call me an p-pussy just one more time , oh yeah well your the pussy here so ha !