I lost my old css :(

This blog is a cry for help.
Sooo making jokes apparently aren't conversation starters they say,so what are you guys best conversation starters.
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CAN WE PLEASE MAKE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WEAR THIS OUTSIDE
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I think it would be cool and kinda funny. (and theres many colors ;) )

Hello everyone!! how are you??... OMG thats great anyways has you probably noticed im new here, and im excited to talk to you guys.
If there is something I need to know about myspace let me know.
Aight have a good day everyone.