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MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED...said Mario as he walked outside. And the player says "Did Mario SWEAR? Did I...Did I just hear that from the video?" That's my creepypasta, Mario says the fuck word. I wish that was a creepypasta. One night, I was playing Super Mario 64, AND HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD. While travelling THE END through the Dire Dire Docks, u-upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "Shh....FUCK" Then my mother comes into the room and says "ARE YOU SWEARING?" I said "IT WAS MAAARIO, NOT MEE" My moth..oh my god..my mother grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom and, SHE THREW ME INTO THE GAME, she fed me more hair, SHE THREW ME INTO THE BATHROOM I WENT "OOOH FFFFF" She jumped on my face, she did the ground pound, she...she swung me around by the hair and said "so long, gay bowser" THIS IS A VERY SPOOKY STORY. That night, I decided to revisit the old Dire Dire Docks for further inspection. This time, Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "...CUNT" And he shook it! My mother...ran in, bellows "you will never to how funny that was" Chris shook his head in a really funny way. My mother ran in holding the Mario manual AND SAID NOT YOU AGAIN she started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the whapping of my fingers with it. She m..grabbed my lip and starte-MY FINGERS BECAME LONGER. She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no good Wario again, I'll pull off-" I SAID "IT'S MMMAAAARIO, MOOOM" she was a fake gamer girl the whole time. That's when my father mm...bre...mm...ran in. I FORGOT THE PATTERN And Yoshi the dino ff borg Hey why WHAAAAAAAAAAOW, I'm dead WARIO smacked me in the face. I GUESS I FORGOT THE PATTERN. What's the pattern? I got him KILLED HOW ARE YOU SUP- the pattern HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED to know the pattern the first time you play. WE NEED AN ENDING TO THIS CREEPY PASTA oh uhh uhh, he...like THIS IS THE THIRD NIGHT THIS IS WHEN IT GETS CRAZY that's true FINE UH MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE VIDEOGAME and said "you have to save me or something" okay. I tried but she fuckin..g..go..I ha...I ha-AND THEN EVERYONE PROBABLY STOPPED READING THIS BECAUSE I AI..I KINDOF RUINED IT BY THROWING THAT IN. And the...it made Mario s...I hit the it-it made the swear word retract back into his mouth THAT'S SCARY RIGHT EVERYBODY MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND TALKED TO ME THROUGH THE VIDEO GAME THAT'S A GOOD ENDING Is that an actual story? That was how the Godzilla one ended or something I think
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One night I was playing Super Mario 64 while swimming through Dire Dire Docks upon my usual business. Mario then turned his head at a 40° angle and said, "Shhh-fuck!". Then my mother came into the room and said, "Are you swearing?", and I said, "It was Mario! Not me!". My mother then grabbed me by the ear and she threw me into the bathroom, and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face and did the "ground-pound". She then swung me around by the hair and said "So long gay Bowser!"
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