chocolate milk is the best and why

okay now that i've lured in all the people who like chocolate milk i'd like to inform you, you have been bamboozeled. thats right, strawbwerrryy mwiilkk is actually the best milk. no i dont take critique. imr ight sorry its like late at migjt im gonna regret this at like 8 am tomorrow, or maybe like 10, idk when i wake up, my sleep schedule has a mind of its own and i simply follow its commands like the a code in a program woah that got deep anyways