theres alot people on this site since i joined around 2,000 people um well those were the good ol day when yeah i drank all the rum again. gosh dang my account looks sad

the rum has run dry I don't know where it is anymore can you umm... help
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but in all honesty, who am i kidding I don't know her, going on my page genuinely makes me sad. i know this may be a little too much to ask for, but can someone drop by the comments every now and then.

should I start a new crew?
who wants to join?
my requirements:
you have to have at least one skill;please list it/them
you need a really good reason
two you must state under your profile that you are in my crew(this isn't asking for a lot i just wanna see someone say they're in my crew my confidence is non-existent and i need something to try and bring it up, sorry)

well... uh my accounts been very sad looking and isn't as active anymore... what happened to my crew?

rum rum rum rum rum rum rum

Hello, as a captain I have come to the conclusion I need a crew. I have recruited a few individuals who have asked and I would like to have a full fledged crew now. If you are willing and are up to the position please comment and say so.

                                                                                                    ~Captain Jack

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RUM

If rum can't fix it you're not using enough rum.

If I'm too drunk to know if the rum is gone, and no one else knows if the rums gone, then is the rum really gone?