Recently as you may have seen I posted a blog about my friends weird obsession about the smoker and how she has body pillows and headcannons that he uses his tongue to ̶͚̱̜͙͕̥̞̐̈́͒͜͜͜ ̸̨̟̘̇̇ ̴͓̠͇̮̲̭̰͇͓͆̓̇̈̾̎̑ ̶̢̛̮̰͍̓́̕̚ ̴̨̛̛͙͔̯͖̹͐̔̐̍̍͗ ̸̨̛͎̼͎̱̥̔̇̇͊̅͌̒̊ ̵̰͙̻̩̓̐ ̷͚̙͎̻̣͖̭̂̀́̓̂͌̉̓͂̀̉̓̓͘ ̶̡̛̖̞͉̠̹͕̝̣̮̖͖̻̙̼̆͆̔̌́͋̃͝͠ Also in which claims she had no proof and was only going off her own thoughts and interpretations of me and my personality. Unlike her I actually have proof and will be bringing it to the table to end and conclude this argument once and for all.
My 1st claim is that she has 9 body pillows of the smoker in which she claimed to be true so that is off the table for now.
In my 2nd claim i talk about her pfp of the smoker in which I have screenshots of right here.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804992675404972088/819506679116070952/unknown.png
Although she may not have the pfp of as right now she has had countless pfps of him.
Also on my 3rd claim I would show you audio clips but they are too horrible for people to hear.

Now onto debunking her claims:
just trust me

Today I'm going to finally tell you all about my friend phroggs weird obsession.
Recently for the past 5 months she wont stop sending me pictures of the smoker from left 4 dead 1&2 and will send me hundreds at a time.
In the past few months she has obtained 3 smoker body pillows 10 cutouts and 6 posters.
When will this obsession end for her.
Its gotten to the point of when we vc she will start making the smoker cough noises and randomly do the death sound.
Also on every form of social media she has a smoker pfp and will not stop posting about how much she loves it.

[ Coach breaks through the boarded up door to a convenience store Safe Room in the park, unlocks it and everyone walks in. ]

Coach: Report unusual behavior...

[ Nick opens the cash register with his pistol and smirks. ]

Coach: Barricade your homes...

[ Ellis opens a gun cabinet and looks inside. His expression of bewilderment changes to a devilish smile. ]

Coach: Avoid all contact with infected individuals...

[ Rochelle is studying a map as Ellis places a pistol on top of it for her. She pushes it away as Ellis studies a Combat Shotgun. ]

[ Coach is shown reading off a piece of paper as he holds a chocolate bar. ]

Coach: Wait for official instructions. Heh, wait my ass!

[ Coach crumples the paper and throws it away as he walks towards the others eating his chocolate bar. Ellis has attached a grenade launcher, sniper rifle, a pipe bomb and first aid kit to his back. ]

Ellis: Kill all sons 'a bitches.

[ Ellis racks his Combat Shotgun. ]

Ellis: That's my 'ficial instructions.

[ Ellis kicks out the Safe Room door and they open fire on a group of Common Infected. Chocolate Helicopter begins to play.]

[ Coach punches an Infected in the face, knocking it down. Rochelle brings her axe into the face of a Common as Coach walks up to the downed Common. ]

Coach: This used to be a nice neighborhood!

[ Coach beats the Common's face in with the stock of his Chrome Shotgun. ]

[ Ellis and Nick run along the highway, when Ellis is tackled by a Jockey. Nick turns around.]

Nick: Shit!

[ Nick fires. Cut to the downed plane in the crash site. ]

Rochelle: What the hell was that?

[ A trio of mud men notice them and charge. ]

Ellis: Hey watch out!

[ Cut to Ellis and Rochelle hiding behind a fallen tree. Rochelle hushes Ellis as a Spitter appears on the other side of the tree. ]

Rochelle: Shhh... This is some grim shit we've got ourselves into...

[ The Spitter hacks up acid at the camera as the scene cuts to the Survivors fighting in the streets of Ducatel. ]

Rochelle: Get back! Get back!

[ Coach and Rochelle fire briefly at the horde before the Survivors run away. Ellis is helping Nick walk. Cut to the Survivors climbing a stairwell. ]

Coach: [ Panting from exhaustion ] Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of goddamn stairs...

Nick: [ Exhausted ] Come on Сoach...maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate. [ Chuckles ]

[ Coach scowls at Nick. ]

[ The Survivors reach the top of the building. Ellis is calling out. ]

Ellis: Hey where is everybody? Helloooo!

[ Four helicopters are seen flying away in the distance. ]

Rochelle: Ok, this is not happening...

Ellis: Anyone here?

Rochelle: ...This is not happening. This is not happening.

Coach: Aren't they supposed to be saving our asses?

Nick: Looks like there's been a change of plans.

[ Cut to jets bombing the embankment to the Louisiana Naval Shipyard, a Horde in the French Quarter, and a tractor trailer being blown into a group of Infected on the bridge. ]

Rochelle: [ Into a radio ] Stop the bombing run!

[ Cut to the Veterans Memorial Bridge collapsing into the river. ]

Radio voice: Jesus Christ! That's coming from the bridge!

[ Coach is thrown back onto the hood of a squad car as an explosion hits a gas tanker in front of him. Nick rushes over to help him. ]

Ellis: SHIT!

[ Nick looks up in surprise. ]

[ Ellis is attacked by a Charger in a burning shack. It roars, bursting through the wood, sending him flying. It then picks him up. ]

Ellis: It's got me!

[ The Charger pounds him on the ground. He grunts out loud. ]

[ Cut to Nick followed by a group of Infected climbing a roller coaster in Whispering Oaks. Nick is pulled up by Rochelle as a fireball engulfs the Infected. ]

Rochelle: Hang on!

[ Two hazmat suit Infected walk through flames and turn towards the camera. ]

[ The Survivors run down a hallway to an elevator. Ellis melees a Uncommon Riot Infected, but loses his Sniper Rifle to a Common Infected that trips with

When I refer to phrogg I mean https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=35336
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806399437177880627/810390830463844352/20210213220029_1.jpg
All my teamates died at 35 and 2 left so lol
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804992675404972088/810419159527587860/20210213235553_1.jpg
Phrogg was also here she just left.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804992675404972088/810429595639349248/20210214003726_1.jpg