SO I HAVE EITHER COVID OR MY MEDS ARE FUCKING UP MY MOUTH, AND I CAN ONLY TASTE SWEET/SOUR/SPICY/SALTY. ALL OTHER THINGS ARE FUCKED.

Here's my discoveries:

1. Water doesn't even taste like water. Its like... anti-water. And anything you drink tastes like anti-water unless its sweet, and then it tastes like sugar anti-water. It feels like I'm a Hummingbird or some shit

2. Tangerines/cutes are still good, even though I cant taste the orange flavor, its still sweet and a little sour, but the thing I'd identify like, "OH yeah, that's a fuckin orange" isn't there

3. COOKIES ARE FUCKING GROSS WITHOUT THE COOKIE FLAVOR. The only thing I can taste is the slight sweetness, but the TEXTURE. OH GOD. It's so bad. I want to die. It feels like someone shit in your mouth. Please, god, I just want to enjoy cookies again.

4. Anything made out of or with tomatoes tastes like I'm eating tin foil.

5. I can taste everything in ketchup except for the tomato flavor.

6. Eggs are slightly more bearable because the horrid smell and taste is gone but the texture is still ASS

7. I threw up immediately when I tried to drink Monster Energy without the flavor. Please, don't drink Monster if you have covid.

8. Cheese is just salt.

9. I can still taste Soy Sauce. Probably because it is also just salt.

10. I cried over not being able to taste my lasagna

I'm losing my grip on reality. I got a blowout in my ears, started my period, lost my taste, and have had severe migraines all just this week. I am suffering. I want to taste food again. I CANT EVEN SMELL. I CANT TELL IF I NEED A SHOWER. I CANT TELL. IM LOSING MY MIND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR A DAMN MASK AND STAY HOME AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN

small tw, under water as well as a gun whoopsies uwu..based on the lyric "blow my brains out in my pool" from 'I dont love you anymore' by The Honeysticks :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0SQcitmVQ

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Still figuring out how to work this motherfucker. It reminds me of old Deviantart. O-o