can you hear me?

hello? hellooooo? ɪs ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏɴ? do not adjust your set!

https://lets-talk-basketball.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/pattern.gif

i've hijacked the broadcast signal. (thanks, static realm buddy! :D) if you can hear me and see me, that means i'm doing something right.

i think the pizza oven's found the signal. ȋ̷͉'̴̡͛l̸͖̓l̷̝̇ ̶̞͆b̶̤̍e̴̖̽ ̴̨̔m̴̐͜ȯ̴̠v̴͍͛į̷͑n̵̠͛g̷̘͝ ̴̲͘s̵͚̆o̵̪̅ō̴̬ņ̵̾ ̷̎͜ḛ̸̿n̸͔̒õ̵̝u̶͙̍g̴̳̐ẖ̵̆.̷͕͗ ̸͔̄y̸̱̽ó̷͈u̸̜̚ ̸̩̀k̷͖̂ñ̶̻o̷͉̓w̴̩̍ ̵͎̈́ŵ̶͎h̷͍͝e̴̥̚r̶̹̄e̷̼͝ ̴̲̋t̴̳̓ó̷͓ ̴͉͠f̵̻̋i̸͔̋ň̴̢d̴̡̐ ̸̧͂m̷̰̑e̸̘̋.̵̼̋

until next time.