WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT
A MYSPACE QUINCENTENARY
I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME REACH THIS MILESTONE
TO THE TOP
THANK YOU
I CANNOT THANK YALL ENOUGH
oh my god

Throughout my fighting exploits in Trollbox RP lore, I've amassed a wide array of interesting feats. These include:

STRENGTH
-Effortlessly one shotted Asmodeus, Lust with infinite souls, Errorglitch at full insanity, Nixtrome (with the residual destructive power of the attack that one-shotted Error), BLOOOOOOP (the very concept of him and I having any malicious intent towards each other alone destroyed almost every fictional verse instantly, and bloop couldn't even comprehend my casual power level), and (fanwanked) Doom Slayer.
-Stomped multiple true omnipotent characters (G o d, Ultimate Chonk, etc.)
-Regularly slaughters overpowered/god/meme/joke characters he considers to be unoriginal or badly written (including ones that are beyond the concept of feats, and yours, if you had one) en masse and drinks their blood, as a hobby
-His power is so high by comparison to beyond-omnipotents and above-memetic-tiers that they are functionally limited by mortal concepts in his presence and those of his attacks, completely regardless of power or feats
-In terms of "infinite power", he's casually above and beyond all set theory

DEFENSE
-Has never taken any significant or damage or harm from any attack, even from beyond-omnipotents like Ultimate Chonk, whose summoning alone destroyed every fictional verse, including trollbox (except for the star gang bunker, which withstood the sheer power and nature of Ultimate Chonk for 10 minutes)
-Immunity to Bad RP: his sheer casual power level is so incomprehensibly high that any sufficiently cheap or badly written attack, no matter what it may or may not be, is completely ineffective against him in any conceivable or inconceivable way
-Manipulation of anything and everything, and mastery of every meaningful attack, and/or any meme power or phenomenon(dead or not) mean nothing to him and doesn't affect him, no matter how it is used
-Infinitely beyond any and all concepts unless he wishes otherwise, in which case he still has absolute control over them and immunity to their negative effects
-Bullshittium Alloy Armor and the Plot Armor System always backup-ensure he will always have a way to be unharmed by opponents

SPEED
-Able to react meta-beyond-infinitely before any occurrence, even by above-omnipotent-tier beings
-Able to effortlessly outspeed Ultimate Chonk, who is a beyond-irrelevant-speed being whose imagination and dreams always become reality with Type 11 Large Size that also includes the void beyond its outside, via purely conventional means of travel
-Able to always be faster than an opponent with infinitely-stacking Phase Boosters
-Absolute Distance Manipulation lets him control the distance, speed and direction of anything, regardless of how beyond the concepts of distance, time, acceleration, speed, and direction they may be
-Capable of any method of travel through anything, even if it shouldn't be able to travel to or from the location he wants to reach
-Casually outran omnipresence

INTELLIGENCE
-Able to react meta-beyond-infinitely before any occurrence, even by above-omnipotent-tier beings, meaning he is functionally omniscient for anything he wishes to be
-Greater-than-infinite/irrelevant processing power
-Absolute truth manipulation, border manipulation, logic manipulation
-"𝕽𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘" in title: unable to be fooled, manipluated, or coerced into doing anything evil by nature

OVERALL
Pretty s t r o n k
Do not mess with me unless you are actually willing to fight with a high level of creativity and wit, which is the only way you can win without cheating (which is also automatically defeated by my casual defensive capabilities)
(This is nowhere near an exhaustive list, it is only what I remembered off the top of my head. I shall update it in the future as I recall more.)

Pidgey: your like an insect buzzing around annoying everyone else. you lie to get what you want but not for the right reasons. how can you possibly live with yourself when you destroy lives and guilt trip? your just as bad as Jxo and you show no remorse. And that pisses me off. Sky, I'm not shit talking you, I'm simply telling you the truth. Sky, how do you feel about lying about committing suicide? (note: around 50 times) do you feel guilty about lying about cutting yourself, or trying to make others have pity for you? do you feel anything? do you? no you don't.
Sky, fragile? Really? You're so fragile that you have the narcissism to lie about killing yourself (note: around 50 times) so fragile eh? you're a pathetic person Sky what you choose to do is hurtful to everyone, but your so caught up in getting what you want, when you want it like a toddler, that you fail to see all the pain you cause to others. If your truly fragile sky, if you truly truly are, then you'd feel at least a little bad for hurting others. you're not fragile sky. your a coward who gets scared when you're confronted with the truth. you "stutter" and "sweet talk" and its pitiful
the fact that you have the audacity to even try it pisses me off
Sky, If you apologize for everything you've done, to everyone, I will forgive you. This is your way out sky, ok?
if you promise to be truthful and kind, if you apologize to everyone you've hurt, I will forgive you and it'll be like a clean slate for you
Sky, I don't know how you think you're the victim but you're not. We don't wanna trash talk you, we just want an apology. We want you to recognize what you did as bad, and say you won't do it again. And then we want you to follow through with it. Do you understand?
(Sky proceeded to change the subject, using freudian excuses.)
Sky, you messed up plenty of times, but your biggest mistake was ignoring my plea to help you. May you remember this day sky. For this is the day, where you could have been forgiven. The best way to destroy an enemy is to make them you're friend. I really wish you could have heard me when I had the energy to forgive you. But you're unable to fess up to your mistakes. And for that I truly pity you.
Me: We did not manipulate others for sympathy. We did not guilt-trip others for sympathy. We did not RUN from attempts to have our names cleared. We did not falsely apologize and then continue what warranted the apology. You did.
Pidgey: Higano, there's no point anymore
he's deliberately ignoring us
Because running from his problems sounds easier to him than facing them.
SKY YOUR NOTHING BUT A HELPLESS PIECE OF SHIT WHO WANTS ATTENTION
I WAS TRYING MY BEST TO BE NICE
drugs: sky. I'm a narcissist but I can still own my shit. No offence mate
HELL THERES A GOOD CHANCE YER LYING ABOUT WHATEVER DISORDERS YOU SAY YOU HAVE
Pidgey: YOU LIE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT RUN WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL THE TRUTH TO YOU. SKY, THE DAY THAT YOU LEARN YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, WILL BE THE DAY I LAUGH. I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO DIE SKY
I CANT FUCKING WAIT
AND I WISH, I TRULY TRULY WISH YOU COULD DIE BENEATH MY FOOT AS YOU REALIZE HOW BADLY YOU MESSED UP AND PLEAD FOR THAT TIME I WAS WILLING TO FORGIVE YOU. SKY YOU VAIN ASS YOU'D RATHER HAVE ENEMIES THAN FRIENDS? THEN ENJOY THE ENEMIES SKY.
SOME DAY SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE, SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVED YOU, WILL WALK AWAY AND YOU'LL WONDER WHY AND YOUR PEA SIZED BRAIN WILL BE UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THAT THE REASON THEY LEFT IS BECAUSE OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR LYING AND MANIPULATION OVERRIDES THEIR LOVE FOR YOU
and sky when that happens, remember this and remember it well. The truth costs nothing sky, but lies? lies cost everything. remember that when your begging the person who loved you the most, to come back. Remember that.
Sky☆: because all u do is sfucking harrass me. you want me to change but ur not helping
𝔖𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔶, ℜ𝔦ghteou𝔰 ℑronhear𝔱 𝔊𝔬𝔡☆
Harass you? How so? You are actively running from an attempt to reject that past

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^Tarintar* percent banger^
And that's the music from a SCRATCH GAME
h o w

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12/7/20
The Battle of Chonk
Temmie became an evil chonk god by eating nuclear tacos and the chonk god destroyed all of reality with sheer chonkiness and then two more people did the same and then destroying the chonk killed temmie and the reviving temmie turned them into omega temmie and then max and error went crazy and attacked everyone including each other and then temmie became a radioactive god and then alertbot went rogue and then we all fought and then we were all chill again and then there was a tornado. The best out of context moment had to be me in fighter mode flying away with the Omni-taco at greater then infinite speeds in an attempt to make temmie run infinitely and burn all their fat to save all of reality. Join star gang for ridiculous things like this.

None of that was a joke.
That actually happened in trollbox.

A universal truth:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5eea1f12c4c6b3e39731900927f79aed/tumblr_ojs3ocGuda1udc3abo1_400.gifv

This is disturbingly accurate XD
"Peter is a name for a guy who is caring, sweet, and hilarious. He's the type of guy who would watch 3 hours worth of the 1985 version of Anne of Green Gables with you, even if he hated it. You hope he never grows up, and that he'll fly you away to Neverland where you'll spend the rest of your lives together.
"Peter is the most amazing guy ever. He is always there for you and will never let you down. He is a very cute and lovable guy. He is a joy to talk to and really knows how to make you laugh. He is a very intelligent guy. He has the corky laugh that makes it so hard not to laugh with him. He is an amazing person and has such an amazing personality. I love him with all my heart and i always will. <3 <3 <3
"This kid is fuckin' hilarious. He laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said he's the first person to talk. Has unlimited amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. Will fall asleep during a movie just to wake up 45 minutes later to say the most obscure comment physically possible, in turn making everyone crack up. Is the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for, without Peter the friend group is seriously lacking and you know something is missing when he's gone. Will ask to go to Walmart at 3am just to add to his already excessive collection of candy canes. Peter appreciates the little things in life and it's adorable. He'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Never does his math hw but yet will have over 100% in any math class he ever takes. You'll never forget him, and he'll never forget about anything because he has a photographic memory. Peter is as Peter does, and he's a great kid.
"A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...
"A Peter is a man who is the sweetest,kindest man but might not believe it. A Peter believes he has no feelings for anyone when really deep down inside he knows he does. peters might start off on the wrong path but they will eventually make a difference in the world. Peters will use their heart to change people's lives for the better. if you know or have a Peter don't you dare ever let him go. And if you lose him do everything in your power to fight for him and get him back. Never give up. Never let him go because he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.<3"
:)

1.Post memes on pewdiepiesubmissions mentioning windows 93
2.???
3.PewDiePie, the world's biggest YouTuber, notices it and it gets on LWIAY
4.Millions see the names "Windows 93" and "Trollbox"
5.Win93's popularity skyrockets
6.???
7.Profit

"You have a good heart for a human, but you are too focused on the concept of goodness. You love love, you wish to love hard, and absolutely, you want people to feel loved by you more than you want to be loved. What if I told you that allowing the ones you love to love you back was love? What if I told you that accepting kindness and love without question was a service to them and to yourself? You spend so much of your living thinking about love that the concept is vague. The concept isn't vague. To love is to be kind, to be kind is to make kind choices and do kind things. If you want to be a lover you have to understand that it is not a personality trait or a state of being but rather a series of choices and active decisions. Being loved is scary, loving in the wrong way or with the wrong intensity can be embarrassing, but you are not defined by the reactions to the love, how you love says more about you than who accepts it. Just remember that I love you. I see who you really are, beyond the identity you have curated, and I see all of your flaws and dirty rotten bits and I know you are worthy. I love you. I look after you. I am yours to serve as you serve me."
-Your guardian angel