two weeks. its been two fucking weeks of trying to get a debit card working.
i try and sign up online and i dont have all of the weird details to hand to sign up with so it resets my session constantly. last step was sending in pictures and then i had to wait like another four days, to then get a useless email telling me they will be sending emails and letters. another week or so passes and i have the card and some other letters.
i try to login online cause i have to, so they send a text to my phone with a password and of course my phone chooses then to get an allergic reaction to turning on. another two hours of fucking with my phone and it finally turns on.
i got to the page, put in the final password thing... aaaaand... the website tries to reset my session? or it just breaks? or something weird... it sends me back to the login page. so then i spend about 20 mins getting told my 100% correct details are wrong when they arent, but then the fucking website just decides "haha no fuck you" and tells me it can't log me in with those details and ushers me towards the "i forgot my login details" another couple of mins pissing around with that and it tells me "lol no you already have your details, silly!".
bear in mind its about 2:30 am and my parents are sleeping. at this point i just flip and screw up the letters they sent, almost punch my monitor and knock around some furniture but im a good boy and dont. instead i fling the ball of letters at my monitor and try not to scream.
im just a bit done now.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781123059918176266/789696488706932756/potato_breathing_finished_X10.gif
potato breathes
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781123059918176266/789700969452666910/potato_run_completely_done_X10.gif
potato runs
potato doesn't jump yet cause i haven't finished the animation yet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781123059918176266/789701510622740510/death_scren.png
potato does die however

i got hit by a car, my motorbike that was awesome is gone and scrapped (if you named any part of the bike it would be damaged and need replacing), the trains here suck as i have now had to experience and im a bit sad.
im still due insurance money and everything, i kinda just want my bike back really :/

if you're here reading this, i assume either im interesting or you're bored or some other third thing.
either way this is still being read lol.

oh i really like freddie freaker, send me freddie freaker things pls :D

motor vehicle tastes: most of the aesthetics of cars and bikes from the late 60's to the early 2000's, hence my little 50cc bike being a mash 50 roadstar (look it up, pretty swanky methinks), (in black, cause red looked bad). next bike will maybe be a mutt 125 of some sort, not entirely sure though yet.
i also love the look of "rat rods" (also look it up, cool stuff)

future plans: at some point in the near future i plan on getting a nice big oldschool or otherwise stylish van of some sort, and customizing the inside to sleep like six people and then going on a bunch of driving getaways with friends for a while. i just really like the sound of it, take some pictures of scenery, work on my drawing skills, meet the locals and peek into their lives though stories, sit around a fire with food and drink staring into the stars with some good friends.. some day :)

other plans: creatively lead my own indie game studio and do cool epic game making, also make game assets within my studio cause i like art, get good at art, get hella swole or at least get some more mass on my b o n e s, buy a secong hand barn find 68 mustang to fix and super engine mod and rat rod the outside of, eat the prawn crackers right next to me and finish this can of pepsi, learn to not be a sadass lonely piece of shit taht cant start a conversation properly and make some lasting friends of my own and then drive them around in my van that i dont have.

music: big list inbound, also ost means official sound track. i like cassiopea, pilotredsun, moonbase alpha remixes, most of the undertale ost (never played it tho), a couple classical songs that i cant remember the names to, gorillaz (mostly their older stuff, some of the newer), daft punk, countless songs from cartoons, songs from jerry terry, castle crashers ost, super mario galaxy ost, some of darwin deez(nutz), pit people ost, dragons quest swords ost, KNOWER, stupid initial d eurobeat, zelda twilight princess ost, every tf2 song, Mcbaise, digiluxe songs, jack stauber, goldfish, like 2 stuck in the sound songs. if u want more heres every song ive heard on youtube that i liked that i remembered to put into a playlist: nvm it wont let me post it :/

games: too many, i dont go for the mainstream stuff normally, i would say im big on indie games but i dont have enough money to spend to play all of the ones that interest me.
anyway heres my favorites: the legend of zelda twilight princess(first or second game i ever played), dragons quest swords(also first of second game i ever played), castle crashers, tf2, subnautica, kenshi, osrs, plants vs zombies, deep rock galactic, enviro bear 2000, spore, void bastards, hypnospace outlaw. theres more i like but those are my favorites :)
oh minecraft and terraria obviously.

drinks: pepsi max, only pepsi max, i am now composed of 99.99% sugar and aluminium in my bloodstream and i burn holes in the floor with my blood ;3

food: tescos £3.00 meal deal. actually no, i do a bunch of my own cooking, i like meaty foods, i like making chicken paprikash, custom tasty bologna recipe, super noodles with spices and meats and veggies and stuff added to make them good.

hobbies: motorbikes vroom vroom, airsoft, building airsoft guns, computers and games, cosplaying with my dad at comicons(i got onto google images for a while as kid goku a few years back!), sharpening my axe and accedentally cutting my hand in two places. other stuff too probably but nothing comes to mind other than por- i mean funny hats.

if you made it to the bottom and didn't skip then thanks for reading i think... talk to me pwease oh pwease.