Hello, We just got news that McDonald's has put the pink slime back into the Chicken McNuggets. Just a warning, It's poisoness.

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Note ~ Sorry there hasn't been any news I forgot the account login!

Today's Top Story, A funrun at Parble Secondary has turned out to have 289 students (approximatly 1/2 of the school) kidnapped mid-run. The local police have been bewildered on how this occured and the school are trying their hardest to find out where the children went. We have put our heart with the many families that have lost their children and we will update you when we have the infomation. Thank you.

Today's top story, a Floridaman named Johnathan Matthews has eaten a fire hydrent. It took him approximatly 6.9 days and now has been rushed to hospital. More news will becoming through the wire to you soon. If Johnathan survives this, the President of the United States of America will shake his hand through the virtual software, Zoom, and will be knighted by the Queen of the United Kingdom and will become Sir Johnathan Matthews. Please remember that will only happen if he survives.

Welcome Back. We have a tragic update on the Johnathan Matthews story. Sadly he passed away on the 19th of September 2020 at 19:41:14 BST (British Summer Time). We have put our heart with the family and we wish them all that we can. A minute of silence will be held all over Florida on the 20th of September 2020 at 19:41:00 BST (British Summer Time). Thank you and goodnight to all of out watchers.

This is Local 93 Breaking News, the Johnathan Matthews story has expanded. By using a series of medication and surgeries, the local hospital that Johnathan was taken to has somehow brought him back from the dead. He will be having his call with the President Today at 8 PM BST (British Summer Time) and will be live streamed on Fox News. The knighting will be live streamed on Fox News tomorrow at 10 AM BST (British Summer Time). This is all on this story and the Local 93 team wishes you a good night.