yes hello david sun john of bonzy loftware quality trollbox troll here, i have recently been sent this beautiful piece of literature on trollbox when i was being a troll on trollbox and due to it being obviously directed at me due to my trolling i have chosen to post it here. thanks to the individual called "DARK GREEN ROBOT" who is a n00b for sending it to me i appreciate the fan male a lot thank you and also they have lost their many licenses and have to contact me to repurchase them so DARK GREEN ROBOT please contact us at bonzy loftware thank you very much

here is the fanmale

it is a beautiful piece of literature

clears throat
alright
HOOWAH
HOOWAH
HOOWAH
humming
oh come on
HOO...
ah FFFUAUAUAUAUAUAU
AERUGH
HOOWAH
HOO- ah
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
GAAAAAAAAAAAD
HOOWAH
HOOWAH
HOOOAAAAAAAAAH
HOOWAH
hoohooo
HAAAAAAAA
HOOWAH
HOOWAH
HOOWAH
hoohoohooo AAAAAAAAA
god DAAAIAIIAIAIAIAIAAMAAT
HOOWAH
hoohoohoohoo
hoO WAH
there we go.
hoo
GOOOOD I JUST WANNA FIIIIIIAIAIAIIAIAANIIIIAIAIASH
HIYAH
HERE WE GOO OOOOOO
NYAHHH
are you fudging with me?
you FAUUAUAUKingngng WIIITHTHTHT MEEAEAEAEEAAEAA?!?
GGAGWGWAIAIIAIWIIAIAISD
SLAM
FAAAAAIAIAIAIAIIAIAIA
Herugh
Hoowah
DADANNAAA NAAAAAAAAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAHHH
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
YOURE ALL NOOOOOOOBS!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
FUDGE!
JAUAAUAAUAAK
doodoodododoodo-
B A N G
aaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Slam) GET (Slam) THE (Slam) FUDGE (Slam) OUT (Slam) OF (Slam) MY (Slam) GOD (Slam) DAMN (Slam) MOTHER (Slam) FUDGING (Slam) HATE (Slam) YOU (Slam) MOTHER (Slam) FUDGING (Slam) GOD (Slam) DAMN (Slam) BINCH
GET OUTTA MY WAAAAIAIAY!!!!
HIYAH!
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
FUUIIAIAIAIACK!
pFSpsPspspSpSpsfSpfSpsssfff fffaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
video ends

Due to 𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝑬 boredom, BONZY LOFTWARE owner&money wasting guy DAVID SUN JOHN has decided the following things:

1. Bonzy Loftware needs a crappy video game music ripping channel.
2. Not just that, it also needs to be full of rips of BORING, OBSCURE, and GENERALLY STUPID things.
3. The Bubble Tanks 3 soundtrack (of just two songs) being more popular than anything else on the channel.
4. People actually care about Bubble Tanks (despite the fact that the series has been dead for a while now and flash is dead too)
5. i'm hella bored
6. HyperCam.
7. funny grand dad funny epic quality rips
8. Stupidity.
9. ???
10. No Profit. None at all.

Because of this, Bonzy Loftware now has a (totally real division of a totally real company) ripping division.
If you (for some reason) care about random, occasional uploads of maybe games, maybe stupidity, or would like to request some random game for us (actually just me) to find and rip, Contact Us and We™'ll try our best (but our™ best may suck. a lot).

If such a channel interests you (for some reason), you too can recieve

1. Music from games you probably don't care about
2. Request music to maybe upload if it's not already been uploaded
3. Dumb memery
4. Maybe some secrets We™ (still just me) find in the code of games
5. References to obscure parts of the internet, including, but not limited to:
   1. Random, tiny communities
   2. 2channel Memes
   3. 4-ch.net (also known as channel4)'s surprisingly unknown yet interesting community, including the following:
      1. The Secret Area of VIP Quality, VIPtronic, VIP Quality, COOL FREE RINGTONES, and general VIPPER content
      2. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN, and its similar music projects, DQN ELECTRONICS, DQN DIGITAL,
      3. Maybe also some stuff with the ASCII Art content (which is actually S-JIS Art)
      4. Title
      5. In case of confusion, Tanasinn.info is a great source of information (though it's no longer editable)
6. "Eh, good enough" editing with Sony Vegas 13 (freedownloadnovirus)
7. more funny grand number

to your computer TODAY, with the Bonzy Loftware ViriiGunner Ripping Division!

There's even a guide on how Myspace93's CSS "hack" works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSnSx_hK3o

And, as mentioned above, if you would like one of your favorite obscure games' soundtrack to be ripped, and it hasn't been ripped before, just request it somewhere and we'll try our best!
Flash, Game Maker and Unity games will have the music ripped from the files as best as possible.
If it's anything else, it might be a bit harder. We'll still try our best, though.

...and of course there's the "sudden memes" High Quality too, occasionally, though they'll probably suck.

These news brought to you by Bonzy Loftware Marketing bored guy with a keyboard, Keyfree Boarddownload

Thought this classic loftware was lost forever? NOPE! HERE IT IS!

We at Bonzy Loftware have re-found the download links to InternetBOOST 99 and IntruderALERT, along with a IntruderALERT to InternetALERT 99 UPGRADER!
Thanks to some random people for using web.archive.org to archive these files, and archive.org themselves for being hella awesome!

Recommended OS: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP, stuff like that. Won't run on Windows 93 for obvious reasons. Someone could always recreate it for Win93, but there isn't really a point to doing so.

InternetBOOST 99: https://web.arch ive.org/web/20010413121447/http://server15.hyper [malwares] mart.net/ia99/iboost99.exe

IntruderALERT: https://web.arch ive.org/web/20020207140248/http://www. [malwares] siagnet.net/program/ialert99.exe

UPDATE: https://web.arch ive.org/web/20010625190503/http://www. [malwares] bonzi.com:80/Updates/ia99update.EXE

!! BY REMOVING THE '[malwares]' TAG YOU AGREE THAT THIS SOFTWARE PROBABLY !!
!!-- ISN'T GOOD FOR YOUR COMPUTER! WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS ON YOUR REAL --!!
!!- COMPUTER ANYWAYS?? BONZY LOFTWARE RECOMMENDS USING A VIRTUAL MACHINE -!!

We also found this thing in case anyone cares about it:

LEGO Bricktopia: https://web.arch ive.org/web/20070212164615/http://dl.arcade town.com/downloads/bricktopia_at.exe

!!- LEGO Bricktopia is NOT malware. It's not a Bonzy Loftware thing, but -!!
!! people on the internet wanted it and thought it was lost, so it's here !!
!!- for convenience. Bonzy Loftware will not be giving out product keys. -!!
!! Ask Google for keys, they're really easy to find. Or buy a key, if you !!
!! can find a legitimate site still selling them. Those are hard to find. !!