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My Feats

Throughout my fighting exploits in Trollbox RP lore, I've amassed a wide array of interesting feats. These include:

STRENGTH
-Effortlessly one shotted Asmodeus, Lust with infinite souls, Errorglitch at full insanity, Nixtrome (with the residual destructive power of the attack that one-shotted Error), BLOOOOOOP (the very concept of him and I having any malicious intent towards each other alone destroyed almost every fictional verse instantly, and bloop couldn't even comprehend my casual power level), and (fanwanked) Doom Slayer.
-Stomped multiple true omnipotent characters (G o d, Ultimate Chonk, etc.)
-Regularly slaughters overpowered/god/meme/joke characters he considers to be unoriginal or badly written (including ones that are beyond the concept of feats, and yours, if you had one) en masse and drinks their blood, as a hobby
-His power is so high by comparison to beyond-omnipotents and above-memetic-tiers that they are functionally limited by mortal concepts in his presence and those of his attacks, completely regardless of power or feats
-In terms of "infinite power", he's casually above and beyond all set theory

DEFENSE
-Has never taken any significant or damage or harm from any attack, even from beyond-omnipotents like Ultimate Chonk, whose summoning alone destroyed every fictional verse, including trollbox (except for the star gang bunker, which withstood the sheer power and nature of Ultimate Chonk for 10 minutes)
-Immunity to Bad RP: his sheer casual power level is so incomprehensibly high that any sufficiently cheap or badly written attack, no matter what it may or may not be, is completely ineffective against him in any conceivable or inconceivable way
-Manipulation of anything and everything, and mastery of every meaningful attack, and/or any meme power or phenomenon(dead or not) mean nothing to him and doesn't affect him, no matter how it is used
-Infinitely beyond any and all concepts unless he wishes otherwise, in which case he still has absolute control over them and immunity to their negative effects
-Bullshittium Alloy Armor and the Plot Armor System always backup-ensure he will always have a way to be unharmed by opponents

SPEED
-Able to react meta-beyond-infinitely before any occurrence, even by above-omnipotent-tier beings
-Able to effortlessly outspeed Ultimate Chonk, who is a beyond-irrelevant-speed being whose imagination and dreams always become reality with Type 11 Large Size that also includes the void beyond its outside, via purely conventional means of travel
-Able to always be faster than an opponent with infinitely-stacking Phase Boosters
-Absolute Distance Manipulation lets him control the distance, speed and direction of anything, regardless of how beyond the concepts of distance, time, acceleration, speed, and direction they may be
-Capable of any method of travel through anything, even if it shouldn't be able to travel to or from the location he wants to reach
-Casually outran omnipresence

INTELLIGENCE
-Able to react meta-beyond-infinitely before any occurrence, even by above-omnipotent-tier beings, meaning he is functionally omniscient for anything he wishes to be
-Greater-than-infinite/irrelevant processing power
-Absolute truth manipulation, border manipulation, logic manipulation
-"𝕽𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘" in title: unable to be fooled, manipluated, or coerced into doing anything evil by nature

OVERALL
Pretty s t r o n k
Do not mess with me unless you are actually willing to fight with a high level of creativity and wit, which is the only way you can win without cheating (which is also automatically defeated by my casual defensive capabilities)
(This is nowhere near an exhaustive list, it is only what I remembered off the top of my head. I shall update it in the future as I recall more.)

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Harrison
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ultra bills power levels are over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

koala71783
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i cant belive your so powerful

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