guilt

I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED AN APPLE INTO MY TOILET. PLEASE DO NOT ASK WHY OR HOW IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WILL NOT ANSWER. ANYWAYS AFTER THAT, MY DAD ASKED WHY I WAS GOING TO THROW IT AWAY SINCE IT WAS STILL FRESH-LOOKING AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT HE COULDN'T EAT IT BECAUSE, NO. I WILL NOT AND CANNOT TELL YOU HOW THIS STORY FINISHES.