wow! omg you guys we should start a

yes!! we sound AMAZING!! well fix up an old carriage and tour around the country playingg what we want to play!! never selling out, never splitting up!! elfo youre out of the band. we're a duo now and the fans didnt even notice!! lucy you fell off a balcony!! (or were you pushed?? we'll never know!!) dreams come true cuz im a solo act now!! the fans love my voice, i have dreadlocks now but i shave my head cuz im an artist!!why is the croud booin???? oh no.. im thee talentless one!! elfo you came bacccckk! lucy, i thought i pushed you? i mean we're together againnn! lets get out theree!! we're back on top, nothing can stop us now!!

oh no i have cancer! what????