stoner tips.

— sobering up, quickly;

> wash your face. splash some cold water on your face?
> brush your teeth, or drink some hot sauce? (spicy shit)
> drink a lot of water. always have some water available. (stay hydradted)
> take a shower? like a quick shower. (might not work for everyone... but for me, it'll change my whole mood)
> cold towels. drench a towel in cold water, wring it out, then press that on your face. (mostly eyes i guess)

...depending on how high you are, might not work like that. so, on to plan B.

— how to pretend to be sober (not high);

> stay calm, relax. most of the time, if your not parinoided and shit- people wont even notice that your high.
> if you smell like weed. febreze that shit. maybe some body spray... light mists though, because if you go to heavey on that body spray... people will notice the smell and be like what
> if your mouth is dry. a mint, or some chewing gum will fix it fine. also stay hydrated.
> caffine. it'll make you more alert, and keep your dry mouth hydrated at the same time.
> bloodshot eyes. use sunglasses, but if your inside... the sunglasses might look strange, so use eyedrops (just don't overdo it... because glossy eyes r suspect).
> speak less. only speak when spoken to.

if nothing else works, pretend your sick. just tell everyone your sick.

— getting high before school;

> don't make it obvious that your high. act normal.
> don't tell anyone that your high.
> spray something on you before you get to school.
> eat gum.
> use eyedrops, but please don't over do it. (glossy eyes are suspicious)
> if your school does drug testing, don't get the drug testing papers signed.

— lean, at school;

> don't do it, it just makes me weird and unable to function right. like it makes me extremly sleepy. and that makes it hard to even walk through the halls right- because you would literally be dragging your legs across the hall, and the teachers will look at you like "what?" it's just no.
> sure, you'd be relaxed, but you'd be wayy to relaxed to ever get anything done. like, not talking about doing work (fuck that shit). i'm talking about Walking, Staying awake. your eyes are proably going to be low, like almost closed. and if you struggle to keep your eyes open wide, your going to look weird. you're going to look weird regardless
> people are going to know that you're tripping, don't do it.

— how to find a weed dealer(or plug?) in highschool;

> ask people if they smoke. not if they smoke weed. just be like, "do you smoke?"- if they say yes... start up a regular conversation and be like, "can i buy off of you" or "where do they get it from"
> most people who smoke are chill, so it's fine.
> make friends, make a lot of friends. all friend groups, whatever, just be chill.
> ask your cousins? i have a ton of cousins who smoke, and you might have some too.