selever
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"commits crimes but not in a gay way" Furry
16 years old
Antarctica
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About me:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Who I'd like to meet:
nerds
Okay but can we talk about the socioeconomic issues that are widely prevalent in Among Us's public lobbies? Serving as the basis of any multiplayer game, these lobbies are a fun way to play with strangers. But these public lobbies have a dark side. You might be shocked and scared at what you find.
Upon inspection, Innersloth's public lobbies draw clear parallels to class warfare and fascism. Take for example the purchasable cosmetics, also known as "skins". These skins give the in-game characters a different look, often taking the form of headphones, jackets, and suits. But not anyone can have these fancy cosmetics—only the rich.
But it's not just the cosmetics. In public lobbies, the color of your character becomes your identity. No longer are you referred to by your username, but instead you are referred to as the color of your suit. You hear "Red is sus", never "Jacob is acting suspicious". You hear "Lime vented", but never "Jessica came
📮 watchu 📮 know 📮 about 📮 being 📮 a 📮 sussy 📮 imposter📮
📮 when 📮 your 📮 crewmates 📮 are 📮 suspicious 📮 of 📮 killing 📮 one 📮 another 📮
📮 when 📮 these 📮 crewmates 📮 talk 📮 too 📮 much 📮
📮 Put 📮 their 📮 bodies 📮 in 📮 the 📮open 📮
📮 I 📮 feel 📮 like 📮 imposter 📮 drinking 📮 sussy 📮 potion 📮
📮She 📮say 📮He's 📮just 📮got 📮him, 📮just 📮got 📮all 📮that, 📮just 📮got 📮hardly 📮me📮
📮He 📮SUS 📮me 📮out, 📮what's 📮that 📮about📮
📮No 📮proof, 📮no 📮clues, 📮I'm 📮voted 📮out📮
📮See 📮my 📮imposter, 📮vote 📮me out📮
📮So 📮I 📮called 📮him 📮really 📮loud📮
📮Didn't 📮know 📮he 📮would 📮turn 📮on 📮me, 📮luckily 📮it 📮wasn't 📮meant 📮to 📮be 📮
📮Didn't 📮get 📮voted 📮out 📮luckily,📮
📮So 📮now 📮I'm 📮gonna
Thanks 4 the add!