[About me section currently being reworked, my apologies!]
HIHI I'M OLEANDER/SABRE (OR SGT JOHN IG) AND I'M A STUPID FUCK.
FEEL FREE TO CALL ME LEE, OLLIE, OR WHATEVR ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF, I LOVE NICKNAMES.
Rumor has it I peg people with a worn down metal bat. /ij
(Not a cat but if you make that funny noise thing I'll definitely come running.)
- Getting angry about pointless bullshit and then crying /sarc
- A vast majority of Newgrounds media
- Tough Bippy. (That little rabbit mf is so cute wtf)
- Vocaloid (does this count?)
- Various anime
- Making repetitive sexual jokes
- Collecting various manga (and plush characters from said mangas)
I Am :
- That one mf that won't stop screaming swag every 2 seconds
- An obvious dumbfuck hatass single braincelled bastard
- A dude with a HEAVY obsession with flashing lights
- Very disturbed about the cake trend thing and will stab you with a kitchen knife just to make sure you aren't one
- The guy in your friends list playing minecraft on a private world named "Cum jar" all the time
- Funny octopus man?
- Intriguingly a Nagisa Kaworu kinnie... dhmu
Thingz I Like! :
- Stuffed animals
- Gaming (rhythm games specifically)
- Loud music (Makes me feel superior)
- ENERGY DRINKS. LOTS AND LOTS OF ENERGY DRINKS.
- !!Clay supremacy!! /hj
- Seriously a slut for ultra paradise monster & vanilla coke
- Self-Identified twink and himbo lmao
- Probably huddled up in piles of blankets sobbing about pointless bullshit </3
- I GOTTA STOP GETTING SO ATTACHED TO THE CHARACTERS I KIN
- I'm not sure why, but Carol's voice is a very big comfort for me
- I don't know why I didn't say this sooner but I panic whenever one of you mfs message me lmao
Funny things I quote :
- "He's got penis hands." -Kwite
- "I wonder if concrete would get hard in your mouth, if you like, suck on it."
- "Well shove a stick up my ass and call me a corndog."
DNI IF :
- Basic DNI criteria (racist, ableist, LGBTQ+-phobic, etc.)
- You're in any way related to me smfh fuck you guys I hate you all /srs
- YOUR PAGE'S FUCKING CURSOR ISN'T ALIGNED /hj
- 19+ or -12 (it's still okay to add me though)
- Otherwise just a whiny little bitch
- IF YOU USE THIS (🥺) EMOJI REGULARLY. I WILL PULL YOUR FUCKING MOLARS OUT WITH RUSTY PLIERS.
- If you use the words "Bish" or "meh" I hate you. /srs
- You genuinely wanna fuck me, dude I'm a minor wtf lmao
- You think Pico/Skid & Pump/Sgt. John/Hank/Tricky, etc. are originally from the game Friday Night Funkin' /hj
(Violate any of the aforementioned and I rip the hangnails on your fingertips.)
Past account(s)? :
--> Orig acct <-- [Joined Dec. 6]
Today's drawing ig:
what the fuck is a rp account, kinda just your average john kinnie I think lmao (Guess it's a mix? idk.)
i love you page man. so fucking cool
in the 3rd grade i use to eat taco bell after school everyday and somehow never had diarhea or however the hell you spell it 0.0
why does our look so weird like it looks like its spelt wr ong but it isnt shakey bruh
THIS SHIT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME I CANT
sounds like it
UNDER THWE SKIN????????????????
THEYRE MY FROGZ >:[
ouch that sounds horrible
THAT MADE MEH REALLY HAPPY!!!1
CUTE! And yes of course I'll take the the hot pocket half. ALSO NICE ASS MP3
YES YES I LOVE PROFESSOR VENOMOUS AND ALSO BOXMAN
AND YES I LOVE OFF
Hmmm what kind of hot pocket?
OMG UR PAGE IS LITERALLY SO SWAG I LOVE THE LIKE WAVE OVERLAY THAT U GET FROM LED LIGHTS EVERYTHING IS SO PLEASING
I JUST GOT IN TO MY quotev acc and I’m going to have fun with decorating my acc or whatever
Omg your page is just getting cooler and cooler (♡.♡)/
YOO hows it been
oops i pissed in ur bed, you cant sleep now :/
i am alive again i havent been on ms much bc of fucking school grgrvgfveskhcskm
Help I found a song called another love by Tom Odell and my soul left my body ahhhshhdudhdndjdjd
why do u accept my coments but not check my mail
a n a l
Ily that's what /p
Hey guess what
THANK U MWA MWA
it was acting dumb earlier
AHHHHHH ITZ ME PIZZFR3AK I THOUGHT THE LAYOUT WOULD B FAMILIAR 2U
> Collecting various manga (and plush characters from said mangas)
REI PLUSH? 😳
is there a okegom character for every color?
thx 4 the add :lipbite:
mm naptime my beloved
oopz i fell asleep
UHHHHH IDFK PEE IN A CUP????
LMAO HELP....WHY DONT YOU JUST PISS ON THER FLOOR???????
HOW DID YOU STEPP IN TILE GGLUE??????
Aww it didn’t embed anyway I LOVE THIS STYLE AKSKJSJS
Me when slushy
I FUCKIN SWEATING LOOKING AT IT DAMN JSJSJSJSJDHEUWUYEYEBEBSHSH
EXACTLY U CANT TELL ME THIS SHIT AINT SEGGSY
FR LIKE JSJSJSJSNSNNSN
Exactly if I can’t drank slushies w u I don’t think we should b frens anymore
To blog comment: THATS SO TRUE OMG NOW IM GOING TO GO GET ONE
Ohhh okay thank you so much! Also good morning
also iv'e been meaning to ask how did you name the links in ur about me?
OKAY i was contemplating buying it cuz its 150 robux but ill buy it
do you think this is goodfor a emalf cosplay
WIAT WHICH ONE HELP I KEEP CHANGING IT BCUZ I CANT MAKE UP MY MIND EYUIE
WAS IT EVERYBODY LIKES YOU?DJKNF also im doing okay geuhidjf
HELLO how are you doing /th
IM BACK GRGRGGRGRGRGGR
Energy drink high
Is the energy drink addiction hot or what?
DO U MIND IF I TAKE IT FOR STAR THEME OR
HWO DID YOU MKE STAR WHAT
iyurbpage is impresssiev
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY MY FRIEND, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY. OTHER. WAY.
I pinky promise I won't fuckin kick the motherfucking bucket ✋🏻
UR SO FUCKIN SWEET BUT PLEASE I HAVE TO KNOW IF I'M CAKE OR NOT
HEY WHY HAVEN'T YOU CHECKED IF IM NOT CAKE YET??? I FEEL SO FUCKIN LEFT OUT :o(
YEAH!!! and yes this font is just WOWOWOW
Thanks for the comment <3
You seem to be so fucking awesome. Hope we can be fwiends :D
how do you do that overlay thingy it looks so cool, ur cool, man me rrealizing im actually so dumb
WAIT KWITE QUOTES!!!!??!?!?!? I LOVE KWITE HELLO KISSES YU/p
your css is very creative, sorry if this sounds like a generic compliment its not something I say usually
Wait shit sorry wrong image
Thanks for add https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ym1CJ8QGLXA/maxresdefault.jpg Me and You
ALSO TE L PICTURE IS BEAUTIFUL RIGHT? I LOB IT
IM SORRY I HAD TO CHANGE IT XWHNWIHEYGDEUVUCVW BUT YES CRONA!!!!
YEAHHHH TSUSMORI MY BELOVDVF
i mean kindaaa but i found a way to hide it so we good
i messed up on my bangs is that how i spell bangs? i forgppt but i messed up and i started panicking and just went to sleep
so im cutting my hair<3 but like hopefully my parents dOnt beat the crap out of me?
true. i have dvds of both of those my dad likes those types of movies
kill bill? it's not super good movie but it's a classic so idk
THX it's a case of "i fucking love this movie so i'm going to make everything about it"
YES MY MID LIFE CRISIS IS OVER
okay i think i might keep the page i have now!
IDK and i didn't forget how to breath i just wanted ur attention and i didn't know what to say
HOW DO I BREATH I FORGOT
im going to make lightning mcqueen out of clay how do you feel
This is good right? I added some extra fat
I thought that’s how he’s supposed to look
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT LOOKS NORMAL
This has to be right
DID I DO IT RIGHT?
I’m not sure if I put him back together correctly
I tried to save him but it didn’t work