i was the first prezdinte of the a you-es-ay. pogchamp to all my fellow friends. imma speedrun this president years like du du du

I am the daddy of you all simps of great etablished you-es-ay. I created the indapenance so you suckers can get away from th bitchist english t4ea drinker cunts.

I dog my wife martha cause she so sexy ha ha

I also like cheese

hameiton
bitches
jeffeeeeeson my sexy
ben a jim freakman
king george that hot beast of a man can choke me
Arron burr can brrr me good