IMMA REAL BISH DAT KNOW WHAT DIS IS TOTALLY :D

but like, henlo peoples! me name is flabber_goose. yes i lies about being a penguin as a disguise. listen, we gotta spread the word my fellow geese. we can’t let them take over. they’re trying to get rid of us and make sure we can’t start the hjönkening. we need to start it before they kill us. please.. help...

WE MUST RISE AT THE SOUND OF THE BELLS MY BROTHERS
RISE MY BROTHERS
RISE
RISE
RISE
WE CAN DEFEAT THEMMMMM

ok byeee

fwiends!
fellow geese :)
my dad, he won’t come back.. he left to go to the store and now he’s just frozen in place. we went to find him and he was at the freezer area holding milk.. but he was standing completely still. i need help