https://i.redd.it/j6oux09k18n31.jpg

EGG KID!!!!

starts playing giorno's theme on violin

The egg will not join an Italian gang like GioGio. He's going to become A LAWYER...or DOCTOR....OR MARINE BIOLOGIST. Now, GO PRACTICE VIOLIN EGGBOY.

@DIO
Ok, BOOMER

Actually, if I were you I would listen to your parents or they will scramble you. If you want to play hide and seek and drink some Kool Aid with GioGio, he's at home.

https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/sad-egg-baby-57b8a49780f20.jpeg

everytime you use an egg pun, an extra day is added to your phone being kept from you

OI! @DIO! I will make sure that he will be respectfully to Kakyoin! If not he will get 8-pages-Ora from Star Platinum!
@Jouta Kujo there is no explain! This is a not a lie! If you say a bad word. I'll make sure that it won't be just explosion
https://media1.tenor.com/images/25b6c6408ae210ce0e2afc98fe5c8a66/tenor.gif

wait a minute father... when you told me that young Stand users explode and die if they say bad words that was a lie ???
i think you got some Eggsplaining to do..

Don't listen to him, would he teach you to call Kakyoin a bitch like he did with Holy? MUDA MUDA JOJO.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gwoas-WoFbI/maxresdefault.jpg

Why is this shit even existin?? Can I beat him properly with my Star Platinum, Kakyoin? That thing is disrespecting us? Yare Yare daze

anyways, if you're interested in become a cool, big tiddie vampire like I, DIO... CONTACT ME!

UGH! i think i'm starting to crack from all the pressure i'm under! you'll see, pops ill hatch a plan to get out of being a lawyer.

Mrs. Holly is a nice lady. But, Jotaro isn't like Ms.Holly. He will use his gucci belt to delete your kneecaps.
PS: No vampire business. We already discussed you're going to Law School. DIO couldn't finish because he had too much of a hate boner for your great great grandfather. No egg of mine is becoming a DIO.

UGH! It's like I'm constantly walking on 𝒆𝒈𝒈 shells in this household!
stomps away
walks back in to the room slowly and unplugs one earbud
Wait so... is, dolphin monthly a magazine for and/or about dolphins?, or do they like,,, send you a dolphin every month?

I sell your Nintendo, for my buisness...[gasp]..Dolphin..[gasp]..Monthly...[gasp]..subscribtion..[gasp]..Yare Yare daze
And I have to whoop your ass again?? Be glad to have Kakyoin! Or I delete your kneecap?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w6N_My9Ksm4/maxresdefault.jpg

See Pops? Great Great Great Grunkle Dio is much cooler than you. I wanna be an evil vampire like him one day.

Omg I can't belive you have to play purble place!! These things never happen with GioGio. Jotaro and Kakyoin you better LEARN... HAHA

https://gamefabrique.com/storage/screenshots/pc/purble-place-06.png

But animal crossing new horizons just came out and now... I'll never be able to play it! No one understands me!!!
sobs emo-ly and goes to my room to listen to 2000's pop-punk songs about eggs

Just play "Purble Place" on the old computer.

MY NINTENDO!!!!!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/482/SHIZAAAAAA_0-28_screenshot.png

Jotaro sold your Nintendo Switch for a subscription to Dolphin Monthly.

yay! I can't wait for this to be me.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/taskinceyhan/taskinceyhan1702/taskinceyhan170200098/71973093-hand-with-broken-egg-isolated-on-white-backround-hand-of-young-man-holding-smart-phone-white-screen-.jpg

Good. Continue being a good egg and maybe you'll get your phone back.

Yare Yare daze! The fuck is going on!!!
And remove that shitty donut pic! You committed sin!

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/CyGR5jAu364WZtRApk3UXbQd-oE=/0x0:876x584/920x613/filters:focal(368x222:508x362):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/62841097/instagram_egg.0.jpg

Don't give me that look. Remove that smirk off your egg face.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/surreal-things/images/0/0e/Egg.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200114075541

Ho Ho! Talking back to the parent means DEATH. Go to your room egg child. You're now grounded. I'm taking away your phone and Nintendo switch.

OH YEAH?https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/boy-eating-donut-4640500.jpg

I like my eggs overeasy and with a side of bacon Jouta ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/768/upload.png

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Fry-an-Egg-METHOD-3.jpg

Thanks 4 the add!