Uh how and what

oh stfu umbra youre giving me nba player vibes ahhh

whats that face

How
I’m not tho

i called you good-looking🌝

What

WAIT THAT IS YOU
you're maybe not as ugly as i thought or whatever🙄
yeh you're pretty

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ba/a2/5a/baa25ad63c2557b55dc0ff5ba0a16a89.jpg

Not really

PERIOD
ur so pretty.

whooptoy
beautiful😤

This pic is the best y’all get for now so deal with it

Ight ig

HOWS THE BDAY GOING THO

Ight

me ;)
jkjk ill stop annoying you at every chance i get<3

Did you get me a present?

okay fine ill back off🙄
aint it your birthday? happy birthday :D

Yo

hellooo

Stop fucking calling me shawty
And curry please stop I ain’t telling you
You can’t make me

EXACTLY UMBRA YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BLOCK ME SO SPILL

wassup shawty bae

😃

Block me on what grounds good sir ☺

Or
Here’s a weird one
I could not accept your comments
or
Block you and you’ll never find out

You could just save the pain of being called umbrella and idk, tell us the significance behind UMBRA

Stop calling me that and I’m good I ain’t doing much

First of all didn.t say shorty i said shawty. And meaning to ask you how r u doing SHAWTY

That’s not
Nvm whatever think what you want

umbra means a shadow my guy
and umbrellas make shadows

Stop calling me shorty and stop calling me umbrella

umbrella hahahahhhahahah

shawty

were you going to anyways?🤨
OMG IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE UMBRELLAS!! me too bae english weather is even more inconsistent than men🙄

Nah fuck you now
Now I’ll never tell you

okay fine. i didnt wanna have to be mean but you've left me with no choice.
everytime i see your name my brain says UMBRELLA >:(

Welp
Must suck

IM IN PAIN UMBRA MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY ALREADY DAMN
rude ass 🙄

Damn
Not convincing

well me having a crush who doesn't like me back irl is in fact real my love but i genuinely still think you should tell me just because

You are trying so hard

oh because zoe left me in charge of it which is ALOT of responsibility dude also im simping over someone irl and he doesn't like me back so im heartbroken atm :')
you could tell me the real reason for your username as comfort tho :D

theres many reasons but the main one is bc u got a girl

Why are you ending the page?

this page has come to an end

hai ur so kewl

YES

Nope
Try again

but yes. yes i can ;)

No you cant

umbra's cute

so can ik the reason for your name now :D

Nah you good

oke im back
so should i take it down?

theyre hungry lol

snacky

A bit snacks?

coolio dudio (cringe ik)
anyways lemme know what your gf thinks of the page and then ill take it down if thats what you guys want :)
your girl(might aswell just go by she/her at this point lmao) here is getting a bit snacky so byebyee

I’m good

idk what that means mate but if it means great than GREAT

I’m tubular

if your girls okay with it then ill keep it :)
also how are you?

Nah you could keep it
Ngl I feel like some of the friends on that page actually like me tho

coolio bae i dont acc like him it's just funny :D
also, umbra bestie, should i take down the simp page or?

he is mine

no co s the EXACT same thing happened to me and zoe :/ what is this fuckery ahh

I need help to fix that cause that happens to me too but for other peoples pages

bro why can i only see like a quarter of your comments👁👄👁

Night time it’s very relaxing

admit it

No Comment

its true isnt it?

That
Is kinda
Eccentric of you

you bitches can fuck off bc i just made him cum

Ikr

you have a nice dick

SORRY

Fuck you

everytime i read ur username my brain says umbrella