i am a mhgngh dirty litle man. i commit crims. i steal your bread. mngghhh...i am only a little man.

• people who love Pride and Prejudice and would knife someone to hold Mr. Darcy's hand
• people who have gender envy for Hugh Dancy
• people who listen to classical music because you wanna be a gay literature professor in the 1900s with perfectly tousled hair
• people who like frogs (me too)
• the queers
• people who like eggs but only when they're the whole thing and u can swallow it whole
• people who would eat someone but only after asking nicely pretty please may i cannibalize you