My real name is not known by my own mother. I have 44.5 confirmed kills in the art of cup stacking and my favourite hobby is origami (XD). My favourite game is The Simpsons Wrestling™ and I currently hold the world record for the most hours spent stacking pennies. I have served in 5 of 6 branches of the military and was honourably discharged for eating the bathroom soap. My locker number in high school was 666 and my religion is P̸̙̞̻͚̜̜̍̄̋̃̎̈̿̔̈́̈́L̸̠͔̖͗̑̊̆̒̈́̓̈́̿̾Ẽ̷̢̟̼̦̟̝̪̮̤̯̋Á̷̝̹̳̹́̀͛͐͋̂͝S̸̢̬̰̠̹̲̉̒͆́ͅĒ̶͔̳̗̣̰͙͙͍̥̹̖̆̽̅̎̊Ģ̴̳͒̋̉̂̈́́͋̅̀͘Ỏ̶̧͉̣̜͌̀̔͐͘D̷̛͉́̽́͑̈́ ̶̤̣̏̊̂̋Ó̵̲̞͜͠H̶̢̨̛̩̩͇̗͓͍͓͉̲̐͊̈̽͛ ̵̩̳̪̣̙̞̩̼̬̈́̅̿͌̾̚̕͘Ģ̸̨̠̹̙̙̮͈̤̋̿̂̈́͋̈́̊͘͜O̴̡̡͖̼̟̣͉̳̹̐D̷̪͒̀̔. I am the only human to ever set foot on the surface of venus.

I want to meet people that look at me like I own 4 Mongolian children.