holy shit are geese the most useless fucking animals on earth. i've never met a single person who doesn't despise the little shits, and if i ever do i'll be sure to scream at them constantly for no reason and take shits all over their lawn, because clearly that's exactly what they want everyone to do. like, you've got so many wonderful birds out there. they sing their beautiful, entrancing songs and then youve got these stupidass black and white bitches who just go "HAAAAURRNNGH" over and over and over again. they're not even worth hunting because they taste like garbage (probably because they are) but my god do i want to shoot them on sight regardless.

not geese