Hello. My name is Dio Brando. I'm a vampire, lawyer, 152 years old (though I haven't aged since I was 21), and I hate the Joestars with a burning passion. My son's name is Giorno, and he's Italian. I oftentimes make fun of his nationality by putting on a stupid accent in front of him. We don't talk much anymore.

I'm also a mass murderer and a flamboyant pervert, though that doesn't matter. In case you wanna celebrate my birthday. Who doesn't? It's on April 4th.

I'd like to meet someone who doesn't want to immediately fuck me.