"my stories are long, that it won't fit in 1 blog"
15 years old
if you’re reading this, it’s already too late. you’ve entered the curse of the biggest story ever. If you do not share this post on 5 other discord’s, Myspace's, Twitters or other, a kfc smelling man with black eyes and a poop stained dress will stare at you through the night. you have 5 days until he rips you apart with his razor sharp teeth during your sleep.
It's a copy and pasted block of text usually posted on a message board to troll newer users and as an inside joke between older users. Copypasta can usually be found posted in a discussion about any subject, and will usually be intended to draw out newer users into responding negatively to it, much to the amusement of more veteran users.
Copypasta might have started out as a real post somewhere, but people might have found the story so stupid or amusing that they post the exact thing years later to mess with people. It's much like a group of friends getting together to mock what another person said in the past and laughing about it.
User 1 posting copypasta:
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures"
fuck donald trump
Fuck the orange. The fucking orange. Just fuck it.
"ey fuck donald trump. the shit-ass bastard must begone
by FelinesGoneFaster June 05, 2020
Well basically i'm one of the windows users here
Windows BlackHorn, realisticly heard as Windows BlackComb
Windows BlackComb is the early version of Windows 7 from 2008, i mixed LongHorn and Vista toghether and got BlackHorn
these cyberpunk 2077 ads are getting out of hand
first person shooter
a collection of video games in this genre that i think are cool.
Here have an award you great big special man. You want to fk my wife? Pretty sure I don’t need to ask because I probably couldn’t stop you. You’ve bested me in this game of intellectual pursuits, you’d surely best me in any physical combat as well. Probably would please her better than I could with that giant thing of yours too. God I’m such an idiot. If only I could go back, back to a time before I made that **stupid comment. If I only knew what was to befall me immediately after, I would have chosen a different path. But that is not the way life works. In life you’re given the test first, and the lesson after. Well this is my lesson I suppose. Tell my children their father was a nobody, strike me from their memory that they may start anew without my blemishes on their souls.
This is all I hear on this platform.
I love cocaine. I love the weekly rush to buy it because of the competition. Sometimes it sucks. But that’s cocaine. I love creating new experiences. I love doing it with my best friend (Firmino) no homo. I love Thursdays (Payday) as I am finally able to get more. These feelings I get are the closest I will get to heaven. As soon as Liverpool has played, I head to the drug den. As long as cocaine is not fucking up your family life, friends, job, bank account, etc. who cares how much money you spend on it? People are dying of COVID every day every minute. Please don’t tell people how to spend their time if snorting cocaine is helping them forget about real world problems. If trading makes you happy, deal hella coke. If snorting is your favorite, snort them drugs. Enjoy YOUR time doing what makes your happy.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have one, grab the nearest dick closest to you). 2.shout your favorite porn star's name five times. 3. scream your favorite sex position three times. 4. paste this to four other fuck buddys. If you do this, your asshole will lick you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this. then you will have a very jiggly dick (if you don't have you, you'll get to receive a limpy dick in the next hour via a UPS package). SEND THIS TO 5 FUCK BOYS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE CRY 6 TEARS AND LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, STARS WILL ALIGN AND IT WILL READ "YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT". THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrn
If you watch Spider-man (2002) in reverse, it's about a superhero forced to retire after being bitten by a power-nullyfying spider, then having to live with the reanimated corpse of his dead uncle.
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
Yeah, I once meet this really cool japanese lady who had a lot of money and would visit Hawaii a lot where I lived. We meet randomly and really enjoyed each othe and went on a few dates. Found out she was a christian and I just kinda stopped caring. Some shit happened and I wasn't able to meet up at an agreed upon time and she did not respond to my call afterward. Never made any effort past that to fix things since she was a christian. I think about her sometimes and wonder how things would have been and then I think about her being christian and I'm like ehhh oh well.
I got VIP tickets at a Dababy concert and was invited backstage. After talking with him about his leaked dick pics and how his music helped me realize I was sexually attracted to men, I asked him if he could just turn white so his fans could relate to him more. He just smiled and said it was no problem, and before my eyes the melanin in DaBaby literally started falling out of his skin right in front of me while he was laughing like a maniac. Pretty cool guy tbh.
Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
"My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
"Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
"You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
"Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
"My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
"Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
"My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
It’s legitimately hard to play open world games ever since breath of the wild and Skyrim. Nowadays open world game try wayyyy to hard to be something special. Look at the latest watch dogs. I have played around 5 hours of it and it’s a drag. It just is overcomplicated for no reason. Opening a door is like cracking a code. You have to 1.look at the door 2. Press the button to pull out your phone press whatever the interact button is. 3. Put away phone. When it comes to game design, More does not equal better. (And some doors in watchdogs require more inputs)
Part two: Is an open world game really open world when there are blockers everywhere? Skyrim and breath of the wild are the two most successful open world game of the decade due to the fact that there are no real obstacles. Breath if the wild offers movement options to help make the game open; like climbing,sheikacycle, and revalies gale. The world suddenly becomes become a playground, you get to go everywhere. BUt in watch dogs you are placed in London. A busy, large yet still compact metropolis. Your movement options are car and motorcycle and ladders. Very generic. The world while busy and pretty in its own way, all looks stale. You are surrounded by buildings that are holo. That serve you no purpose with the exception of buildings for the story or micro transactions buildings. Now let’s look at Skyrim. I’m going to say it. Never has there ever been a game with so much care and attention to detail. That game is almost a decade old and still is one of the most impressive games of all time. In Skyrim there are 100s of caves and dungeons that there are people still playing the game for since launch. There is so much to explore in that game. The game has mod support from the devs and community. That means
Congrats you just read the whole story, here is a a prize
ty 4 the add >:)
hello i'm bidypatini and you have bullied me.
q ctm + grandeeeeee
can you not
get a life
I feel weird on your top 8
pq toi ai? T-T
did you know you ROaSTeD UrSelf
That's rAcIST u CAn'T saY THe N WOrd Like Dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude is not funny anymore ,i made these myself and this is literally my css but in black and white lol
stop it already why dont u go copy someone else ffs
I guess I'm your lovely being now
u make me wanna pee
Hey i saw dat and imma report you!
stop pissing me off you
for what point did u had to copy my entire profile lol
stop pissing me off you
i peed my pants
stop it h
u really had to copy my entire profile?
the oldest anarchy server in minecraft