it's a love story

Hello, readers.

I am moving my fingers to conduct this blog post.

This post contains information about my newfound love for Sofia Tomlinson.

However...

It is not new.

You see, dear reader, I accidentally dumped Sofia. She then started dating Derek..

You may remember him from my blog post earlier today -- the man I plan to murder.

I might not be successful in this, but as former Apple CEO once said, "It's the thought that counts."

He died of cancer.

Isn't that nice? Well. Anyways -- that is off-topic.

YOU reading this are invited to my wedding.

Just shoot me a message! (Don't actually shoot me, that would hurt, a lot)

See you there (hopefully)!

Oh -- one more thing!

There's this ugly twat named Devin. He is extremely ugly. He's also very ugly. Did I say that already?

Well, I hate him. He has ruined my life.

Before.

He is a pussy. He keeps leaving the land of barbz.

What a loser.

Attention wh0re.

A no-good, dirty freak who deserves to rot in Hell..

Is that extreme to say?

No.

However.

You may think so.

That is fine by me.

It's just a stupid thought you have.

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Sorry about that.

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Toodles!