2020

what has 2020 been for u . . .
my 2020 has been romantic. i am now deeply in love with john oliver but i haven't been able to kiss his delicious British "people" lips because of the pandemic

I've been hiding for 12 months because of the catastrophic failure of my last star wars movie- the rise of skywalker. JJ ABRAMS DECIDED TO KILL ME BECAUSE I SIMPED FOR A WOMAN. I DIED BECAUSE I KISSED A WOMAN. maybe it is because she wasn't john oliver... who knows.

next year I will force my way into the social sphere. 2019 will be dwarfed for I shall be in every single blockbuster film released- including Dune, where I play Oscar Issac.

thank you for reading. . . i will now return to my wide temple and rest until christmastime