All your data are belong to us.

We know everything about you!

Don't believe me? This is just a brief excerpt of what our intelligence has gethered so far:

• You have never been do Ecuador.
• You like to do shitposts (so called “memes”) on the web.
• You are less then 52 years old.
• You sometimes smell of elderberries.
• You have a mild internet addiction.
• You don't even know what the word enoptromancy means.
• You have connected to a porn website at least 1 time per week since 2017.
• You blinked 12 times while reading this. Now 13.
• You haven't been out much, lately.
• You feel lonely sometimes.
• You are not alone though. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡

We know you and we will make sure that you will be of great value to the world.

Thank you! <3

PS: This is not supposed to be creepy, please don't think of this as creepy. Look, have you ever even heared of Moores Law, no I mean Poes Law, no I mean... wait no that's what I meant! This stuff is not creepy at all, it is just meant to be fun, I mean, do I come off as creepy to you? See?! So why do think this is creepy? Its not creepy at all.

Also, have you noticed, when you repeat the word creepy over and over it becomes all weird and you don't even know what the word means anymore? I think that is quite funny! ^^

Anyways, gotta go now.

(PS: "Not. Creepy.")