3-in-1

no, not the shampoo. (IF YOU USE THAT SHIT GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE GROSS ASF ((unless you cant afford anything else, then its fine ig..)).)

UHHH HERES A 3 IN 1 BLOG :]

jay wants me to: "sum up all of your closest fwiends with only one sentence"

homotoast - in love with me and bought (rented) a Mercedes just for me, aka, a simp!

thatoneluvlyrat - really likes peppa pig, also most likely stole their personality from multiple different anime characters.

shary - perfect.

curry - very hot, would probably start an affair with them.

danny - same name, that means they're automatically cool.

gayschlatt - they are my child, they are amazing, and I love them. (/p)

jay - 01101000 01101111 01110100

(only ones I could list off my head)

my wife wants me to: "please state your opinions"

lol okay

^^you're really hot, that's just a fact <3

onions and garlic are/is overrated

jschlatt is hot, I'd let him rail me.

'Welcome to the dollhouse' is the best movie ever created

dream should never do a face reveal

people with dni lists that don't let certain fandoms interact with them just because one fan ticked them off should go fucking drink the water that forms on top of yogurt.

the colors brown and dark green deserve more love

people 13 and under should never be allowed on the goddamn internet, like- go do your homework and play fortnite you dumb fucks.

perfume is gross, go take daily showers smh AND USE DEODERANT. MY GOD, SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED IT.

salt on watermelon is actually good.

time is fake

rex orange county needs more recognition, y'all need to stop taking about 'pluto projector' and 'best friend', go talk about his other songs. trust me, they're amazing and will not disappoint.

WATER. IS. NOT. WET.

school should literally be a sin. /hj

moms are honestly really overrated. (funny how its coming from a person with two father figures.)

Homestuck. that's it. that's my opinion.

pencils are gross

dragonfruit is actually really good

curry wants me to: "talk about me"

I don't know if they were joking.