quotes

here are quotes i like a lot but can never use in real life

ddlc:
"get out of my head"
"i guess there's a little devil inside of all of us, isn't there?"
"nobody cares. why don't you look for coins under the vending machines or something?"
"this club is seriously going to be the death of me..."
"your happiness is really important to me, you know!"
"my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this"
"i don't even remember anything bad happening"
"if you really just came for cupcakes, i would be super pissed"
"manga is literature!!"
"you kind of left her hanging this morning, you know?"
"if we had all the answers, wouldn't the world lose its meaning?"
"just think of the club, okay?"
"w5ǫᎸwbƚp2ɘǫɘ8ǫb"

other:
"plz play jenga in your own room"
"your life sucks? make it swallow."
"don't forget to clear your browser history"
if you're tired, kill someone. it really perks you up!"
"remember girls, it's best to sacrifice your boyfriend when the moon is full"
"got haters? burn them! it really works!"