09.something evil is lurking, i'm no conspiracy theorist but something here is afoot, oh yeah it's my DICK get the measuring stick, (what?) twelve inches of wood (haha!)
08.i'm the butt police, and i'm looking at your rear rear rear
07.stegosaurus, chuck norris with a thesaurus
06.you say we're cut from the same cloth, but i guess you fabricate, eh?
05.call us long john silver's cause we selfish
04.you're using way too many napkins, bapkins
03.this type of pickle that we're in is hard to deal
02.girl shake that ass like a donkey with parkenson's