istg it must just be insult me season

I spoke to this dude for the first time in ages and as soon as he got my new name he proceeded to ask me whether I was a planet or a dwarf planet but before I could answer he said, "I'm going with dwarf because," vaguely gestures to all of me, "that" 💀.
Ngl I'm cackling tho 'cause it was such a good insult and I wish I could steal it.